I organised a threesome last night...There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk now, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely
Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.
I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
