Hallo people from Greece, hard to believe that such a shitty country(Greece) have such an erecting team PAOK.
To ride shoot straight and speak the truth, i didnt want PAOK to face Tottenham but thats Life, the Kourks always back(Azz) loose.
Always believe that Tottenham is an underachieving team, you have such a nice players but you allways miss something to make things right.
Anyway all the others will tell you about the wonderfull PAOK fans, the Living Volcano of Toumba stadium, our fas have great chants, the always make a lot of god damn noise.
They are crazy they are ruthless like 2pac, they eat a lot talk a lot shit a lot, all a lot blah blah blah, this is tourist information, dont care about that, you can always visit the zoo instead.
Im here to tell you some things about our team, of course you have a great roster of multytalented footballers all in shape, perfect fitness condition, great technique, they ran faster they jump taller but we have some advantages to.
We hit Harder, he have Mafia Pornostar Cirilo, the bald ass italian monkey with the cop mentality (good n bad), first he will smile at you but the next you see is his foot in your face.
We Have Miro The Ditch witch Snauchner, i think he will play Bale, he can stop a Tsunami of winger, but he never passes the center line to the attack, he get nausea.
We Got also Stefanos Klaous Maus Athanasiadis the deadly striker, bergamp style rwanda boy look like.
PABLO NERUDA GARCIA THE LIVING GOD, THE NEW ALEXANDER THE GREAT (NUFF SAID).
Diego Arias, a player who sniffs all the lines as a result he can't learn anything about tactics(tactical unready) but he is a real drugatic in the midlle of the pitch, if he ask you an euro dont give him.
Costin Lazar a mix of frankenstein an Dracula, the cousin of Brain(along with Pinky) the Rumanian Bloodsucker midlefier who will TTRRRIIIINNKK YOURR BLLOUUUD.
Andre Porky Vieirinha, the player who will definetely after our game you will single out and immediately make a 15 million proposal(15, no less dont be cheap).
Sotiris 444 the number of the Beast Balafas, he will probably not play but he is our most dangerous man, always in the great games a hero, either with goal or a red card.
Bertrand Ribery of the poor Robert with the forest of seix sioux under his eyes, Stelios Greek Pique Malezas, Dario The Julia Killer Kresic, George Little GX Georgiadis,George THE CANNON Fotakis, Lino "The Bob Marley of wingers", Etto The MAN of Honor with the bottle in his balls, Pablo THE PIN Contreras (he will mark Crouch) and last but not least our Manager Great Lazlo Boloni Alain Delon of managers, the famous Manager Kamaki.
Forget to mention Yaser, a great technocrat who allways help the team with his enormous prestige among the Uefa officials, and the water supplyiers.
Thank you for you patience and Ian Curtis(prophet of Pharao Pablo Neruda Garcia) Bless you all.
PAOK even if i d not graduate never.