Cleverbot (To myself): Are you cleverbot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you???
User: A human.
Cleverbot: How do you know you're a human?
User: I have a penis.
Cleverbot: You do? Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love someone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What about my mom?
User: I love her.
Cleverbot: You are very strange then!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because i'm stupid.
