Year One (2009) [sas gama o jack black kala]

[BURNIN AMBITION]

nai year one legetai to neo epos

se ufos thumizei thn porwsi ths tainias pou ekane ton palesti kai auth th stigmh de mou erxetai. 2 lexeis htan


milame oti o jack black einai proistorikos anthrwpos pou trwei mhlo apo dentro tou kalou kakou kai meta sunanta ton kain kai ton avel, ton isaak rwmaious ktl ktl kai ta kanei ola poutana

xioumor kai atakes se polla shmeia kamouflarismenes pou gamane
eixe 5 sto imdb kai ston poutso mas. o jack pote de me apogohteuei o thes

ante na doume aki thn mpantara tou live kai eimaste komple. katevaste deite kai postarete

[Out Of The Body]

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[Esteban]

Nacho Libre, κατεστραμμένε.

BUT I COULDN'T LET ANYONE SEE MY FACE STEVEN!

κλπ κλπ

Καλύτερος ηθοποιός του σύμπαντος μάλλον

Δώστε infos για την ταινία, βαριέμαι να ψάχνω

[BURNIN AMBITION]

http://www.yearone-movie.com/

Year One is a 2009 comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jack Black and Michael Cera, and features Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Hank Azaria. The film was released in North America on June 19, 2009 by Columbia Pictures.
Contents

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• 1 Plot
• 2 Cast
• 3 Music
• 4 MPAA rating
• 5 Marketing
• 6 Reception
  
  • 6.1 Critical reaction
  • 6.2 Box office
• 7 References
• 8 External links

[edit] Plot

Zed (Jack Black) is a hunter and Oh (Michael Cera) is a gatherer. After being informed that Zed ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, the shaman banishes him from the tribe. Oh decides to go with Zed on his journey to find the end of the Earth. Along the way, they encounter Cain and Abel (David Cross and Paul Rudd). Cain kills Abel and informs Zed and Oh that they must escape with him or else be accused of killing Abel.[2]
Afterwards, Zed and Oh find that the girls they wanted to "lay with" (Maya and Eema) from their former tribe, have been captured and are being sold into slavery. They try to buy the girls' freedom, but Cain ends up selling Zed and Oh. While being taken to a village by the owner with all the other slaves from their tribe, Sodomites attack and take the slaves prisoner, though Zed and Oh escape and hide in the desert, watching the Sodomites.
The next morning, Zed and Oh discover that the Sodomites have left with the slaves. They head off to save the slaves. They come to a mountain and find Abraham (Hank Azaria) about to kill his son Isaac (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). Zed stops them, claiming that the Lord sent him to do so. Abraham takes them to his Hebrew village and tells them about the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Zed and Oh head off for Sodom after Abraham offers to circumcise them. As they arrive in Sodom, they are captured. Cain, now a Sodomite soldier, saves them from being tortured, calling them "his brothers." The two recalled that they were sold by Cain as slaves and Cain apologizes and offers them food. While being given a tour of the city by Cain, Zed and Oh see the princess, who is starving herself because she feels guilty that everyone else in the city is starving. That night, at a party, Zed is invited by the princess to talk with her.
Inside the palace, Zed sees Maya and Eema serving as slaves, while Oh is forced to follow the very effeminate high priest around the palace. Zed meets the princess and she asks him to enter the Holy of Holies and tell her what it is like, thinking that Zed is the "Chosen One." Inside the temple, Zed encounters Oh, who is hiding from the high priest. There, they get into a heated argument and are then imprisoned for going inside the temple. The two are sentenced to be stoned to death but Zed convinces the Sodomites to have mercy, so they are instead sentenced to hard labor until they die from work. The king then announces that he will be sacrificing his daughter and two virgins (Maya and Eema) as a gift to the gods.
Zed goes and interrupts the ceremony, claiming he is the "Chosen One." A riot starts and Oh saves Eema. The two have sex inside the palace in order that Eema would not be sacrificed and then come out to help Zed fight the soldiers (including Cain). The crowd kills all the leaders and proclaim Zed as the Leader being the "Chosen One". Zed turns this down and instead becomes an explorer with Maya. Oh becomes the leader of the village where the whole adventure started. The two say their goodbyes and head their separate ways.

[edit] Cast

[Ruthless]

Τό'δα πριν κάτι μέρες. Ωραίο ήταν. Όχι και η ταινία της χρονιάς, ούτε καν η κωμωδία της χρονιάς. Πάντως σίγουρα άξιζε παραπάνω από το 5/10 του imdb και πέρασε ευχάριστα η ώρα.

[μπιζαριος]

μολις το ειδα. πολυ καλη ταινια αν και δεν πολυδειχνει το ταλεντο του τζακ

Spoiler

ατακαρα το: sorry i wasn't listening, all my brain blood was in my boner
και στο τελος τα καναν λιγο μανταρα με τα μαλια του. καθε φορα που εφευγε η καμερα αλλαζαν και το πως ηταν κολλημενα τα μαλια πανω στη μαπα του

[Phantom Duck]

παίζει ο mclovin αλλά τα reviews με αποθάρρυναν.

[μπιζαριος]

οχι ρε, ωραιο ειναι, δες το. δεν ειναι για οσκαρ αλλα περναει ευχαριστα η ωρα σου.

[Razor]

μολις το ειδα. πολυ καλη ταινια αν και δεν πολυδειχνει το ταλεντο του τζακ

[sabbattack]

skase, akous thrash

[Κέβιν Σόρμπο]

η θερτην γαμω τη πλανευτρα μου τη τυχη!

[Parasight]

McLovin ρε

Και γενικά όλη η Apatow-ική κλίκα μαζί με Black
Ευχάριστη μιάμιση ώρα, αλλά φοβάμαι ότι μάλλον δε θα πει πολλά σε "παρθένους" θεατές (από Superbad, Pineapple Express κλπ κλπ). Δλδ εγώ γελούσα βλέποντας μόνο τις φάτσες του McLovin και του Cera και τις μαλακίες του Black, δεν ήθελα περισσότερο.
Μόνο για μυημένους μάλλον λοιπόν.

[Esteban]

μολις το ειδα. πολυ καλη ταινια αν και δεν πολυδειχνει το ταλεντο του τζακ

σσσσ

[antimusic]

νάτσο λίμπρε, ο χριστός και η παναγία.

[Esteban]

XAXAXAXA ντάξει

Παίζει κι ο ταξιτζής από το how i met your mother + Κάιλ Γκάς ευνούχος. Επίσης ο Μόρλακ είναι ο Σάκης από τους rotting christ