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[Once_Emperor]

[geologiko_karoto]

αυτή είναι η Kristen Bell ???

[Once_Emperor]

Όχι. Όταν ο Chuck Norris έριχνε Falcon punches σε γκομενάκια η Kristen ήταν ακόμα παιδάκι!

[Tyler_Durden]

[BURNIN AMBITION]

Όχι. Όταν ο Chuck Norris έριχνε Falcon punches σε γκομενάκια η Kristen ήταν ακόμα παιδάκι!

back fist re
ti falcon punches? epos orologia xaxa me porwses

[Once_Emperor]

burni μάθε μπαλίτσα.

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple, two-step process:
1. Punch your palm with a fist, then cock your fist back and scream:
FAAALLCOOONNNN---
2. Then, while throwing your fist forward with all your might, yell:
PAOUUUUUNCCHHH!

When done perfectly, expect your arm to catch on fire.

Έτσι μας δίδαξε ο Captain Falcon, εμάς τους Nintendo Fanboys.

edit: Γραφική αναπαράσταση

[BURNIN AMBITION]

fxaristw. ontws ematha mpalitsa

[Once_Emperor]

Την επόμενη φορά που θα κάνεις πορωτικό πέσιμο και εμφανιστεί η χοντρή φίλη αυτής που ψήνεις, ίσως φανεί χρήσιμη η παραπάνω γνώση

[BURNIN AMBITION]

malak h stigmh htan efialths th mia stigmh ola meli gala skeftomoun epomenh kinhsh spiti gamhsi i to xalarwnw ligo thl kiets pairnw, kaixafnika mesa se 2 second efuge
gamw th xanthia xontreh re malaka

[jack the ripper]

eprepe na peis se kana filo sou na tin apasxolei( nai to kserw dyskola tha dexotan kaneis efoson einai xontri alla ... ) kai na ekanes ti douleia sou wraios kai anetos

[12 stars circle your brow]

ΟΙ ΑΛΤΡΟΥΙΣΤΕΣ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΕΧΟΥΝ ΠΕΡΑΣΕΙ ΑΝΕΠΙΣΤΡΕΠΤΙ.

[Comte de Saint-Germain]

Είναι πιο απλό από αυτό: βρίσκεις ένα φίλο σου που είναι χοντρομαγνήτης. Έχεις σωθεί.

[jack the ripper]

ton kernas to filo sou 2 pota stin teliki gia na paei na kanei to psyxiko

[BURNIN AMBITION]

htan thno kai gamouse mpazo....
autos pou htan mazi mou htan me 3 gomenes paradipla

[BURNIN AMBITION]

ton kernas to filo sou 2 pota stin teliki gia na paei na kanei to psyxiko

h pairnw esena mazi pou porwnesai