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1. Undertakers have just announced michael jackson will be melted down and made into plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
2. It's been confirmed that michael jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts
3. Jockeys at the races tomorrow will wear black arm bands as a mark of respect for the man who rode more 3 year olds than anyone else.
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Couldn't resist.
