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Open Letter To fat Jessica Simpson by Peter Dolving.
"And those tight jeans shorts... Farah Fawcett and you.
Of course I will never find true happiness, because now my heart and mind has been touched, and like Mel Gibson in Braveheart I am defiantly calling to the skies for something greater.
Well, now you are fat.
The Kirsty Allie of the MTV generation. The Meatloaf of prefab pop. The pudding on the buffet. Like Ann Nicole Smith you proudly carry on a great american tradition...
Thank you Jessica for standing up for the right to be half-arsed. Well actually, in your case, big-butted, but still. I hear God loves a woman who looks like she's from Texas... Or was that Samoa?"