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    User : burnin ambition
    Cleverbot : That's... Kind of hot.

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    Tο λιθαράκι μου στη μεταμεσονύχτιο κάπσιμο. Πήγα να το αποπλανήσω αλλά μου βγήκε Χριστός.. Σιτ χάπενς

    User: Good. What's your opinion on me?

    Cleverbot: I think that it is going to happen and it is going to be awesome.

    User: Oh cleverbot, you naughty girl.

    Cleverbot: Can you curse?

    User: Only if you want me to. Do you?

    Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

    User: That I long to have carnal relations with you.

    Cleverbot: I agree, Jeff.

    User: Ok, take your panties off.

    Cleverbot: Ok, they're off.

    User: Now touch yourself. Gently. Are you wet?

    Cleverbot: Do you want me to be?

    User: I want you to want to be.

    Cleverbot: But do you love me?

    User: Don't start again with that thing. Jesus!

    Cleverbot: What? You know me or something?
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    how old are you?

    1256 years.

    earth years?

    No. Dog years.




    Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

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    do you like fishsticks?

    I love fishsticks.

    do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?

    Mainly, but only to make myself feel better.

    you're a gay fish, man.

    I am a lady. Off with her head!

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    Cleverbot (To myself): Are you cleverbot.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then what are you???

    User: A human.

    Cleverbot: How do you know you're a human?

    User: I have a penis.

    Cleverbot: You do? Really?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Do you love someone?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Who do you love?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: What about my mom?

    User: I love her.

    Cleverbot: You are very strange then!

    User: Why.

    Cleverbot: Because i'm stupid.


    υπομονή

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    βασικα.... κατι δεν πηγε καλα στην προηγουμενη μου συζητηση...

    User: I have to go.

    Cleverbot: Go.

    User: But I am inlove with you.

    Cleverbot: He touched his child.

    User: Did he?

    Cleverbot: Yeah sarah told him.
    υπομονή

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    σας βάζει να μιλάτε μεταξύ σας. shit bricks.
    Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker, only says "ficus".



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    Τύπος γύρω στα 30-35 ενώ περίμενα το τρόλευ:

    "Πάλι καλά που έχεις ομπρέλα, γιατί θα λιώσεις μ'αυτή τη βροχή, τόσο γλυκιά που είσαι!!!"

    ^_^ Τι καλός. Μου'φτιαξε τη διάθεση.

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    χαχαχα, δε σε έχει δει να γαμωσταυρίζεις...
    Rock or Nothing

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    Ούτε εσύ μ'εχεις δει με το γαλαζοπράσινο σκουφί μου να τρέμω στο κρύο!

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    τον δικομματισμό στο κεφάλι της έχει η Χ.
    A loaded gun won't set you free.
    So you say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drumsick View Post
    Ούτε εσύ μ'εχεις δει με το γαλαζοπράσινο σκουφί μου να τρέμω στο κρύο!

    η αλήθεια είναι ότι η εμφάνισή σου μπορεί να ξεγελάσει πολλούς
    Rock or Nothing

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    Την ηθελε την μπαναγιτσα του ο ανθρωπας.
    Πράγματι, ο καιρός ήτο θαυμάσιος. Ένας καιρός ηδονικός και, όπως λέγουν, θείος. Ο ήλιος έλαμπε καταυγάζων και θερμαίνων τα πάντα – τον ουρανόν, την θάλασσαν, το υπερωκεάνειον, τους επιβάτας. Όλοι σχεδόν ήσαν χαρούμενοι.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven Lord View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Drumsick View Post
    Ούτε εσύ μ'εχεις δει με το γαλαζοπράσινο σκουφί μου να τρέμω στο κρύο!

    η αλήθεια είναι ότι η εμφάνισή σου μπορεί να ξεγελάσει πολλούς
    Σε πληροφορώ πως στην πραγματικότητα είμαι πολύ γλυκός και ευαίσθητος άνθρωπος!

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    "Τι χτυπαω??"

    "Ενα μονο με ελιες. Και ενα μονο με πατατες."

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