The Mits cat-hate apreciation thread

[Candiru]

http://www.dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm

Are cats for true Christians?
Is it appropriate for a Christian to own a cat, in light of their past pagan religious affiliation and the medical information that is now coming to light? -J.R., U.S.A.

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The careful student of the Bible will acknowledge that nowhere within it is any species ('kind') of cat referred to in favorable terms.
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cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: coughing up fur balls, licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah? The Bible clearly shows that 'neither fornicators .. nor thieves .. nor drunkards .. nor revilers .. will inherit the Kingdom.' (1 Cor. 6:9-11)

όλο είναι σκέτη απόλαυση, διαβάστε το!

[FaithFails]

χαχαχαχ
περίμενα να διαβάσω περί Mitsmann, είμαι τελείως καμμένη τελικά :/

[Raven Lord]

πίστεψέ με, έχει αρκετή σχέση με το μητς

[FaithFails]

χμμμ κάτι δεν πιάνω πάλι


edit: τι εννοεί συσκευές που δεν εγκρίνει ο Jesus ή κάτι τέτοιο τεσπα?

[Raven Lord]

για ρώτα τον τη γνώμη του για τα συμπαθή γούνινα τετράποδα που νιαουρίζουν

[FaithFails]

χμμμ πάλι δεν πιάνω το συνειρμό αλλά τεσπα.
Νύστες.

[kontan]

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τις μισεί

εντιτ 1ο: ο μιτσμανν
εντιτ 2ο: τις γάτες
έντιτ 3ο:

[powerania]

Hello mitsicat, woooowoowowooowoowwowo
Gamane ta gatsoulia re.

[locust]

in b4 zippo cat

[Mitsmann]

The careful student of the Bible will acknowledge that nowhere within it is any species ('kind') of cat referred to in favorable terms. In fact, was it not lions of the first century who the Devil used to devour faithful Christians? Jehovah Himself 'stopped up the mouths of the lions' (Dan. 6:22) in Daniel's day. True, the small housecats of today are not quite lions, but being of the same accursed animal family used by God's enemies on numerous occasions throughout history, would it be wise or prudent to own one?



Καλα τα λεει.
μια ζωη πουτανες.

[Raven Lord]

το γατί μου είναι πεφωτισμένο

[Mitsmann]

εκεινη την στιγμη ακριβως κλεινει το πορτ μπαγκαζ αποτομα ΚΑΙ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HAVOC]

Eχει και ξυλα για προσαναμα. Αχου το μου!