MARGARITARIA!!!

LOIPON EXOUME KAI LEME...
theorhsa sosto pos prepei na exoume 1 sthlh gia na katagrafoume ta "margaritaria" tou rpg
1)gia na ta mathenoun oloi gia to gelio ths ypotheshs
2)gia nalysh tous kai diorthosh tous sto mellon kai
3)gia na mathenoun oi neoi kai na thymounde oi paleoi...
akouo loipon...tis kafriles...tagelia skhnika....to metagaming kai to en genh abuse pou exei ginei hte mprosta sas hte apo esas hte apo st h kai oti exete akousei...ola sth fora loipon...kai ta vaoume kato pros diorthosh!!!

arxiso kai dino to eynasma loipon...kapou kapos kapote....sthn athina se 1 ktirio to opoio onomazete fantasy shop....ypothike ap ton st to exeis...(gia thn akrivia to dexthke os prooptikh apo pexth tou) a milao vt dark ages...
GANGREL 10TH GENERATION NEONATE KATAFERE ME TO ANIMALISM TOU NA KANEI SUMMON KAI COMMAND 2500 ROKEA(WERESHARKS) MESA STA KANALIA THS VENETIAS STO DARK AGES!!!
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GLOUP...(loipon ayth einai h megisth kafrila pou exo akousei pote.....)
1)rokea = weresharks kata to dark ages loipon den yparxoun oute 100!
2)kanoun breed sta nera ths aystralias pou sto @@@ vrethikan venetia ap to summon? ayto paei nanloga tis epitixies...kai ti dil efere 10000000000000000 epityxies?
30kai pes oti to ekane...pos sto @@@ perasan xoris tous porthmous kai dis dioriges pou tote den yphrxan(ta rokea ftanoun officially sth mesogeio kata to modern age...kai ayta einai elaxista me to pou exoun anoixei oi dioriges kai oi pormoi gefyres ktlp)
4)ade kai hrhan leo ego...pso tous phre? 1 scene? eleos!!!!ntroph kai aisxos....
5)pes oti karariptonde ola ayta kai hrthan ta kala mas...pane veneteia mesa sta kanalia 1 stratos apo 2500 weresharks....xmxmxm pos sas fenete ayto? emena os exeis...oti mallon den tha ypaxei venetia meta apo ayto....
STAMMATAO THN KRITIKH RDO GIA AN SYNEXISTO THA SPASO THN OTHONH TORA POU TO THYMHTHIKA....!!!! ELEOS...
(ps..sthn venetia mesa sta kanalia yparxoun den xero kai go posa nihils pou odehgoun katheyeian sto dark umbra!!!shadowlands... ephseis eiparxoun roes kai fleves tou abbess tou true pou komate o laumbri ra!!! liga milia parakato....a kai telos yparxei officially 1 true dragon bygone pou koimate kapou ekei...opou mexri kai oi megaliteroi mathusales nosferatu apla exoun akousei fhme gia ayto kai tpt parapano...) pedia thelo gnomes,...oxi mlk..eleos!!!!

Ase me mwre... PCs exoun skotwsei Vampires petwntas tous aplws mparouti sth mourh, DMs ebalan kokkinous drakous se 4 lvl party... O kosmos einai paranoikos.

Auto pou ekane to palikari sou 8elei Biblika epipeda dunamhs oxi animalism. Na katebei o 8eos twn weresharks na tous pei na er8oun.

Μια ιστορία απ'τις πολλές που έχω ακούσει. Βαριέμαι να γράψω τις υπόλοιπες, δεν είναι το ίδιο αστείες όταν τις γράφεις, όσο να τις λες face to face:

Level 2 party και ένας παίχτης έχει πρίξει τον DM... "Θέλω ένα σπαθί +5, να μην πάρω τίποτα άλλο σε όλο το campaign, να μην ανεβώ level, σκασίλα μου, απλά δώσε μου ένα σπαθί +5, δε θα σου ζητήσω ξανά τίποτα άλλο", μπλα μπλα μπλα.
Σε μια φάση, καθώς περνάνε μέσα από μια πόλη, είναι ένα caravan κι ένας τσιγγάνος που φωνάζει "Εδώ τα καλά μαγικά σπαθιαααααά".
Τρέχει ο τύπος, ρωτάει πόσο κάνει ένα μαγικό σπαθί +5 και του απαντά ο τσιγγάνος 10.000gp. Ρίχνει κάποιος appraise και υπολογίζουν πως αν πουλίσουν ό,τι έχουν μαζί τους, θα βγάλουν 10k gp. Αρχίζει το πρήξιμο πάλι ο εν λόγω παίχτης, τους πείθει και παίρνει το μαγικό σπαθί του.
Αργότερα μέσα στη περιπέτεια, encounter κάτι Όρκ λίγα μέτρα μπροστά τους.
Παίχτης: "Βγάζω το σπαθί και κάνω charge!".
DM: "Εκεί που βγάζεις το σπαθί, ακούς μια φωνή"
Παίχτης: "Δε με νοιάζει, σφάζει το σπαθί;"
DM: "Σφάζει, σφάζει...."

Δεύτερο encounter, τα Ορκ πιο μακριά. Ξανά, ο παίχτης βγάζει το σπαθί και chargάρει.
DM: "Βγάζεις το σπαθί και ακούς μια φωνή να έρχεται απ'το σπαθί'
Παίχτης: "Και τι λέει;;;"
DM: "Το σπαθί φωνάζει 'συν πέντεεεεεεε, συν πέντεεεεεεεε, συν πέντεεεεεεεε'".

Περιττό να σας πω πως αυτή ήταν η μόνη μαγική ιδιότητα του σπαθιού...

Pfffffffffff..... Ayta einai tsiko.....


Loipon... Arxizoume:

Undead elven, ninja assasins, me parey sto backstab, kai inate abilities.

Ring Of Three Wishes: 8elw na kaneis ton mago, opws o fighter
(kanei ton mago panomoiotypo me ton fighter)
oxi etsi!! anapoda!!! (gurnaei ta antera tou magou ta mesa eksw)
8a me trelaneis???
(insane o priest)

Paladin pou bouthkse me to full plate armor sto potami.

Priest pou bouthkse sto River Styx, sto Planescape, sta Outlands, an kserete, opou einai o potamos ths Lh8hs :P.

Thief pou eipe se party 16th level and above, dwste mou ta xrhmata sas. LOL.

Party (to diko mas) pou eklepse to Black Spear, to opoio htan to monadiko oplo pou mporouse na skotwsei ton Abyssal Lord. Skeytontan an 8a to poulhsoun sta Tan'nari, sta Baatezu, h sta Yugoloths. Telika mas to klepsane :P.


Call of Cthulhu: Oi paiktes, wntas leftades, agorasan ena jeep cabrio, kai efarmwsan epanw ena automato, mudralio.

Players pou skotwsan NPC epeidh den tous elege kapoies plhrofories, kai meta tou kanan speak with dead :P

Paikths pou ekane speak with animals, me mprizola se ena inn.

Ayta.... Gia thn wra. Paw na 8umh8w ki alla. :PPpPpPpPp

Deggial poios eisai ?! authn thn istoria thn exw akousei ksana.. kai thumamai polu kala pou thn akousa.. duo lekseis tha sou pw k an eisai esu tha katalabeis (kantes treis)
Iptamena goutsou goutsou... :Ppp

Χαχαχααχχαχαχα, γουτσου γουτσου rulz

Φαντάζομαι είσαι φίλος της Χριστίνας;

oxi,h idia h xristina einai :p

deggial ti kanei o kwstakhs??

nai ontws eimai h idia h xristina, to erwthma einai esu poios eisai ? :P kai poios einai o kwstakhs? :P

freak: Ο Κώστας καλά είναι. Φαντάζομαι αυτός πρέπει να μπαίνει IRC πού και πού ακόμα, κρατάει και το πάλαι πότε nick μου registered.

ΒοοΒοο: Ο Δημήτρης είμαι (όχι ο Μήτσος), που έπαιζα την Paladin (η οποία έγινε fighter μετά την μάχη με τις στρατιές :ρ). Έχεις ακόμα το Player's Handbook μου βασικά, χεχε. Ο αριθμός του κινητού σου είναι ακόμα ο ίδιος; Αν ναι, θα σε πάρω τηλ. να βρεθούμε για κανά καφέ.

(sorry for the thread hijacking). PostCount++ :p

Ematha gia to Foroum tixea, vrika ton aderfo mu mesa (Deggial) ke vrethike h Xristina puxame xasi xaxaxa ti mikros pune o kosmos

Xristina egw eimai o kostas autos puxe peksi sto proto session purthes (me ton Deggial, paladin loipous) ke efiga giati piga thessaloniki.

Exw ke egw merika margaritaria tha ta grapsw alli fwra, twra pezw Civ3 loool

Margaritaria pou kseroun kai o Vasilias kai o Degial mias kai sto sugkekrimeno CoC session paizame mazi ( kai alla 4 atoma ektos tou amoirou keeper) :

Oloi eimaste sto Innsmouth ( perioxh me degenerate katoikous pou exoun kanei pact me plasmata pou erxonte apo ton vytho ths thalassas ).
Dialogos enos paidiou me thn mhtera tou sto thlefwno :
Mhtera : " paidi mou pws einai ekei, einai wraia ? "
Gios : "em...nai den lew... "
M:" kai gia pes mou, eiste dipla sthn thalassa ?"
Gios:"em...nai..."
M:" ax , prepei na einai polu wraio to spiti. Ti les, na to dwsoume ? "
Gios:" den tha to elega..."
M: " Ma giati paidi mou, o kosmos tha trelenete gia ena tetoio meros "
G:" Nai mama, o kosmos edw ONTWS trelenete "
M:"sigoura tha einai ena touristiko theretro "
G: " Mallon feretro einai..."

+ otan einai na pame sto innsmouth, mathenw poia grammh prepei na paroume gia na pame ( eimastan sto Arkham ) pou htane h Arkham - Innsmouth kai afhrhmenos lew stous sumpaixtes mou ksexwrista : tha paroume to Massaxouseth - Vostonh...ston allon, tha paroume Bostonh - Arkham...ston allon tha paroume Arkham - Massaxouseth... Ataka dm " Nai , ela re ... Polwnia eimai... oxi ? giati oxi ? " kai meta petaw kai to theiko " tha paroume ta eishthria apo to space travel ( enw legotane travel space ) ... ataka dm " nai, tha einai polu wraia na pate kai sta asteria ... "

PROS:
freak brother
ThE GoD Of HeLlFiRe

Vasika pios eisai?

vampire the masquerade....

1 nyxta sthn athina.....prosfatos....
1polh ths camarilla...sjhniko mprosta ap to amaxi tou prince to opoio einai araxto mprosta apo 1 ellysium....
1 pack apo sabbat pextes...
pl1: phrovolo tis rodes tou amaxiou tou prince....
st: den mporeis o prince exei fortitude ara kai oi rodes tou amaxiou tou..... :P

eleos....(fs htan kai ayto.....)kai allo kai allo thelo kaia allo!!! ok kai allo loipon...

2 filoi milane....
o 1 s einai o st kai o allos o pexths kai milane off game....
st:exo ftiaxei kai 1 abomination(garou pou egine embraced kai katafere kai epiviose kratondas kai ta gifts tou kai to rage-gnosis tou alla exei kai disciplines)
P:ela re sovara?
P:apo ti clan egine ebraced?
st:clan? ti clan re h idia h lilith to ekane embrace!!!!!
p:lilith ti les re? kala kai ti tribe(garou htan)????
st: den xero mallon den exei tribe......gloup...

aytos pedes einai st sto fantasy etsi.....heheheh
are pou paei to rpg....

Hhehhrhahahhar. kanoniste re paidia na bgoume mia mera na sas dw ! to kinhto mou einia to idio, alla mazepste tous olous na kanoume pasteli. uposxomai oti den tha ferw allh parea gia na plakwtheite gia 2nd k 3d ed. :Pp

emeis den plakwnomaste.Aplws den mporoun na katalavoun oti mas aresei kalytera h 2nd, ....kai oti h 3rd einai paparia...Kai ti ennoeis na kanoume pasteli...?Kai gia na mhn ksexniomaste ... "DM:- Mpenete kai vlepete ton patera sas ,panw apo ena vivlio na et..." "-PATERA!Den xreiazetai na gamas ta vivlia!! Tha sou ferw egw poutanes!"...

o freak bother einai o phantom (karfi) kai AMAN PIA ME THN 3RD! Mia xara einai!! oxouuuuu...

margaritari: To ebale kapoios topic sto #tolkien otan bghke to Lord Of The rings, to Fellowship se tainia:

"GIME A RING WITH POWER SUPREME, ORCS TO RULE, I'M SOOOOO COOL"



Btw:
3rd sak kok.

btw u sak mpigk mplak koks (dld megala maura kokakia :ggrin: )

tha pei kapoios to peristatiko me to VAAAN ZAAAN k ta goutsou goutsou giati bariemai na grafw? genika opoiodhpote peristatiko eixe ginei sto epeisodiako ekeino paixnidi aksizei na parei mia thesh edw mesa
btw eseis mou steilate mhnuma gia tous peirates? den eixa monaaaades :P

...exoume kai leme...
to party feygei mazi me toys katoikoys 2 polewn poy exoyn kapsei kati draconians.Sto dromo erxontai ta GOUTSOU-GOUTSOU (mikra glyka plasmatakia) gia vohtheia.(...)
VAN ZAN (xaotikos fighter): -Pianw ena ap'auta.
-DM:Ok...
-V.Z.-to fernw sth mourh mou kai to koitaw.Me sympathei?
-DM(rixnei zaria)..-Emm....oxi..se myrizei kai...em...myrizeis asxhma.
-VZ- A.Pianw ena allo.Me sympathei?
DM-(pali zaria)Oxi.
-VZ- Xmmm...Kathomai kai ta vazw se mia seira.Ta pianw ena -ena.Me sympathoyn?
(telos geliwn sympaixtwn, paremvash kai synetish Van Zan,synexeia ths peripeteias)...
Kapws etsi...alla einai pio asteio na to dihgeisai.

eeeela re, to gamiseeeees ! den htan me sumpathei. htan "to bazw sto backpack"
DM "to akous na fwnazei k na leei den thelw na ginw to katoikidio sou"
meta mpainoun se seira k rwtaei to kathena an thelei na ginei to katoikidio tou mexri pou ena mikrouli k polu xaritwmeno goutsou goutsou megalwwwnei, megalwwwnei, ginete giant or something k tou leei pote tha kopseis tis mlkies.
h fash htan oti meta thn arnhsh sto "thes na gineis to katoikidio mou"ta petage ston aera k opou peftane. h dika tou katoikidia h nothing at all dldis.

Βασικά αυτό που δεν αναφέρατε είναι πως τα πίεζε στη κοιλιά και κάνανε ένα ήχο όπως όταν πιέζεις μια πλαστική κούκλα. Όταν το γούτσου γούτσου μεγάλωσε, έπιασε τον Van Zaan (the dragonslayer) και του έκανε το ίδιο πράγμα.

BooBoo, διάβασες το PM; Απλά ρωτώ γιατί στο pm tracking γράφει ακόμα unread.

harharharharhar .... Nai re ,to xa ksexasei auto me to giant goutsou-goutsou... kai as poume kai thn istoria tou panou:
2 parties (me 2 DM) : Dragons kai Dragonslayers. Se kapoia fash synantiontai (peripou)' oi Dragons sth koryfh enos vounou kai oi slayers katw.Dialogos paiktwn:
-(slayer) Tha sas gamisoume th @#$ palio@#$@%!!
-(Dragon)(Exontas shkwsei ta xeria-ftera pshla kai kounwntas ta sa na xoreuei sta skyladika) -E!Psile!Psile!Tha mas klaseis t'arxidia!!

Ante as kanw ki egw rezili enan filo PC.

Htan na mpoukaroume me mustikothta se ena spiti sto Greyhawk (autos einai kai o logos pou egw kai o eteros paladin ths omadas den ma8ame tipota gia to gegonos) kai to Drow Elf (don't askl) magos, h Elf priestess tou Trithereon (CG oso den paei allo - exei gamh8ei stis fulakes) kai o albino Rogue/Priest ths 8eas tou 8anatou kai ths mageias (kalo paidi kata ta alla) anelaban thn apostolh. Apenanti apo to spiti einai ena mpourdelo pou to exei mia ogress (official pragmata e?) kai o Rogue apofasizei na einai ekei e3w kai na fulaei tsilies mh ginei tipota, afhnontas ton mago kai to elf na mpoun mesa - dokimasmeno skhniko. Fusika o agaphtos filos den exei kalh 8ea apo katw kai apofasizei na paei sto mpourdelo, kai kleinei kai dwmatio me mia... exm... kalh kopela. Sou leei na xasw ta lefta? Paei to krebati sto para8uro kai arxizei th douleia me thn kopela. Kapoia stigmh o tupas pou h8ele to party thn kopanaei apo to spiti kai o Rogue apofasizei mesa sth mesh na thn kopanhsei apo to dwmatio gia na ton piasei

Fusika htan gumnos, alla boutaei to dagger tou kai kanei to alma apo ton deutero orofo. Klasika fernei skatozaro kai prosgeiwnetai (miso... exm... shkwmenos akoma opws periegrapse o DM) sth mourh tou mprosta sto Elf pou epishs kunhgouse ton tupo. To Elf apo to sok ton exase ton tupa, o Rogue exase ka8e a3ioprepeia kai to Magos eswse thn katastash pianontas ton tupo, xesmenos fusika sto gelio.

Epishs sto idio-campain me ta goutsou-goutsou:

Oi dolofonikes kotes kai to maxeraki bouthrou +5 Vs Chickens

Oi dragonians-aeroplana (auto den htan toso asteio ,alla eixame giaourtwsei:P)

O magos pou den eixa onoma s'olo to campaingn kai me fwnazate "o magos"

kai fysika.... H paladin pou thewrhse poli swsto " na valoume mwre ta dwarves mprosta na pethanoun .... tha swthoume emeis etsi...."

To dwro tou Van-Jan ston Ithilmir ( mpainei sth tavern, vlepei ton Ithilmir, thimatai pos exei genethlia, paei sthn toualeta, vgazei ena donti tou, kai tou to prosferei ..)

autaaaa..

hahahrharhaharh
just like the old time

ksexases kai ton megisto ypertato panagiotato ypermegethi asteireuto akatanohto yperthetiko geothermiko kytaroplasmatiko lipoviodiaspazomeno TRIKATARTO KAI ISTIOFORO kokkinoroba mago, pou pali kala pou den katalavene teleiws ti toy lega kai den me katakeraunwse
(na nai kala o paladin)...

A nai , oi kotes forousan panoplia kai eixan opla.
Poio meta vrhkame kai ena toixos apo kotes (chiken wall) :)

Eixame kapote enan fighter sto 2nd edition pou h8ele na to pai3ei martial artist kai tou ftia3ame custom kanones. Onoma fusika den eixe kai kapoia stigmh tou kollhse enas to Jean Claude Van Dam kai ton legame etsi. To opoio pleon mas fainetai apisteuta geloio. Na ftia3eis PC xwris onoma?

Loipon, se party filou:

Mesa sthn peripeteia gia kapoio logo exoun ginei mikroi, kai vrhskoun kapou ena potion.
Petagetai o filos(dwarf) kai leei: " to vrhka! piete ap'to potion .Tha megalwsoume!"
O filos ws dwarf fernei to save Vs poison, oi ypoloipoi oxi, kai pethenoun...(nai , to potion htan poison)

Ithilmir Kai Deggial, ksexasate ta pio gamata margaritaria. Merika apo auta einai:

Pomolo:

(Se Dungeon vriskune mia porta)

Player:Tin sproxnw
DM: Den anigi
P: Pianw to pomolo ke to travaw
DM Dn traviete
P: TO paw deksia
DM: Den paei deksia
P: To paw aristera
DM: Den paei aristera
P: To paw kato
DM: to pas kato
P: ginete tpt?
DM: Tipota
P: To paw katw ke sproxnw tin porta
DM: Anigi h porta

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Peripetia DARK SUN (ke kserete pws antimetopizete enas magos sto DARK SUN)

Einai loipon kati guards ke psaxnune ta backpack twn pextwn, ke erxete ke h seira na psaksune ton mago kai leei o magos "SE parakalw.... pote dn psaxnune tin tsanta enos magou"!!
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Sto idio campaign mpenune 2 pextes se enan pinaka. O enas aristera ke o allos deksia.

P: Pernw tin zografia ke tin skizw stin mesh
DM: Tin skizis stin mesh.
P: Pernw tin deksia ke tin kovw stin mesh.
DM: Den ginete tipota
P: Tin kanw xilia komatia
DM: tin kaneis xilia komatia ke dn ginete tipota.

Telionune tin peripetia ke pernune ton tipo aristera ke tu kanune dispel ke epistrefi stin kanoniki tu morfi (Simiosi o MAGOS mporuse na kanei Dispel alla htan arketa ilithios ke dn tokane)

Kai rotaei o allos pextis

-Me ton diko mu xaraktira ti tha gini?
- Fere mu to Character sheet sou.

To dini ke to skizi se komatakia (meta opote miluse auto to pedi kapios htan panta piso tu ke eskize xartia)

Tha grapsw ke alla margaritaria apo ta sessions stin thessaloniki, argotera omws.

Spidervie o Greenwood Ranger gamaei!!

"Na ftia3eis PC xwris onoma?"

Auta einai gia na ta akuei o Ingolemo :PPP

Giati pesate na me fate oloi ?
Kai ti pou den evala onoma?
Afou den mou erxotan tipota...
Etsi kiallws kalitera etsi. Einai poio prototypo..
Kai Vasilia: nai gamaei, alla des kai ton Mountain man.... einai psilo athanatos...

Epishs: H istoria me to pomolo kai thn porta dierkhse kana 30 lepto (!) kai enw oi ypoloipoi eixan psofhsei sta gelia..(sta prwta 10 lepta eixe kataferei na kounhsei to "moxlo" pros ta katw alla den esprwxe thn porta...)

kala auto me tis portes einai klassiko..
Dm:synantate mia kleisth porta
Cleric:thn psrwxnw
Dm:tpt
Thief:pick locks!
{rixnei kai apotyxainei}
Dwarf fighter:kante Akrhhhhhhhh,8a thn ri3w!
kai pernei fora kai ormaei sthn porta.
meanwhile:
Magos:xmmm,xerouli exei?
DM:nai
Magos:thn anoigw apo to xerouli
DM:anoigei...
Dwarevn fighter: AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEOoooooooooooooooooooooo
mpoukare me to kefali mprosta se ena dwmatio me orcs...as mhn eperne tosh fora :PppP

Oxi dn lew oti einai theos logo ikanotitwn, dn ton gustara giauto... ton gustara gia auto pou einai... efaga trelo dulema... epese ena filaraki pano sto trapezi ke girnaei enas ke mu leei "Kati supese" kai apokei ke pera efaga to doulema tis zohs mu... gustara vevea

Eixa mia lekani mazi mu ke ena plastiko papaki gia na kathome ekei 10 lepta tin mera ke na pernw to nero pu xriazome LOOOOOL
Otan anevw level thame gamatos pu tha vgazw rizes ke tha kanw regenerate.

nai, swsta den einai katholou dynatos...
dhl ti pou vgazei trito xeri? Siga....
Kai to oti den xreiazetai fai den einai kai toso shmantiko...
Oso gia to regenerate... e auto oloi den to xoun? :PPPPPP

A kai an thimamai kala exei kai natural armor.....
:PPPPP

Nai exei Natural armor... Trito xeri vgazi 10o Level (eimai 7o), regenerate sto 8o kai to armor paei ws eksis: Ac 6 apo to tetarto level ke mionete kata 1 kathe level, diladi pali tha prepei na anevw lvl gia na eimai kala (gia tin wra exw -2 AC pou einai kalo vevea, alla ke normal se sxesi me tus allus).

Paiktes sto Al-Qadim:



Mesa sto dungeon, brhkan ena ring of regeneration, (uperbolika high level characters), kai briskontai mprosta se mia porta, opou opoios thn akoumpaei ginetai petra. O kalos o magos loipon, me to ring, kobei to daxtulo tou, kai to petaei panw sth porta, meta apo merika dispel pou ths ekane. To daxtulo ksanafutrwnei kurilet, opwte kanena problhma. To kommeno daxtulo ginetai petrified, kai kanei o magos: "xmmmmm... ok tote" kai kanei olo to party teleport without error apo thn allh meria ths portas. :P