:rofl: gia to xtapodi kai ti gkomena tou :rofl:
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:rofl: gia to xtapodi kai ti gkomena tou :rofl:
καλά, αυτό με τα γεννέθλια του διευθυντή τόστειλα σε γνωστό μου και το μετέφρασε κατευθείαν και το ανέβασε κάπου.
A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions
before they leave.
Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for
men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral.
Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah Akbar!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!"
"Can I do it with all my four wives together on
rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Allah Akbar!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing!"
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-Giati ta troley einai kitrina,orthogwnia parallhlogramma kai me 2 keraies???
-Giati ama itan kokkina,kyklika kai me 1 keraia tha itan kerasia...
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Με ελέφαντα και ασπιρίνη όμως.
(1:37 πμ) c h r i s . e x: ine dio pilotoi tis olimpiakis
(1:37 πμ) c h r i s . e x: ke petane a8ina-stokxolmi
(1:37 πμ) c h r i s . e x: leei o enas
(1:37 πμ) c h r i s . e x: re malaka, ta 8imi8ikes ola avtin tin fora?
(1:37 πμ) c h r i s . e x: ne re leei o allos, kanena provlima
(1:38 πμ) c h r i s . e x: -re ta kavsima ta pirame?
(1:38 πμ) c h r i s . e x: ~ne re mi fovase
(1:38 πμ) c h r i s . e x: -ke tis portes? tis ekleises tis portes?
(1:38 πμ) c h r i s . e x: ~re de su pa ta ekana ola
(1:38 πμ) c h r i s . e x: -ke tus xartes? tus eferes?
(1:38 πμ) c h r i s . e x: ~ox, gamoto.. ksexasa tus xartes...
(1:38 πμ) c h r i s . e x: -oxi re pusti mu
(1:39 πμ) c h r i s . e x: *vgazei to portofoli*
(1:39 πμ) c h r i s . e x: pali me to pendaevro 8a petaksume
wx gamise auto
με 500ευρω θα είχαν καλύτερη ανάλυση σε μεγαλύτερη κλίμακαQuote:
Originally Posted by The Good Son
σωστα. πως δε το σκεφτηκαν?
έτσι το έχω ακούσει:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitsmann
ψάχνεται ο πιλότος και βρίσκει 50ευρω και λέει, μια χαρά είμαστε! έχει πολύ μεγαλύτερη κλίματα από το 5ευρω που χρησιμοποιήσαμε τις προάλλες!
TI LES RE TRELE/!? KAI NA KATASTREPSOUN TA DASH THS BROXHS GIA NA FTIAKSOUN XARTI?!!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Candiru
:?:Quote:
Originally Posted by When_Black_Roses_Bloom
καντιρού, επιτέλους.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...0713144442.jpg
έκανα πιο αστείο το ανέκδοτό σου ρε παπάρα :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Good Son
