siga re magka :PQuote:
Originally Posted by chris_boss
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siga re magka :PQuote:
Originally Posted by chris_boss
kalokairi se ola ta nhsia roulz
[quote=Morphine Child]siga re magka :PQuote:
Originally Posted by "chris_boss":fj8cmxr7
kalokairi se ola ta nhsia roulz[/quote:fj8cmxr7]Wpa re,kalokairi me ton President parea rulez (kai ton psilo fysika)
ok, arkei na einai se nhsi
giou sak. kai egw bariemai toso pou exw balei to keyboard gia tous koulous apo ta windows kai grafw. o station11 exei ena print screen. gamaei leme.
Pali ksefygate apo to thema tou thread (kai sta alla etsi). ts ts ts :lol:
Loipon, kati pou eixa dei paliotera (perisu isws): oti kai kala ksupnaw kai anoigw to kinito mou kai erxontai to ena sms meta to allo kai erxontai,erxontai, to kinito mplokarei kai exw panikovli8ei...
To kalutero? Otan ksupnhsa to prwi (to prwi einai sxetikh ennoia vevaia), phga na anoiksw to kinito kai vlepw: ena mhnuma elhf8h, 2 mhnumata elhf8hsan, 3 mhnumata elhf8hsan... 8umi8ika to oneiro kai skeftika "ti ginetai re pousti mou?". eutuxws stamatise sta 3 :D
kala.. de 8a arxisw na grafw ti exw dei ki exei ginei.. (prepei na exw grapsei merika se kaaaapoia selida.. de 8umamai)
trela skalwmata pantws
e ekei stamatane oi poustides synithws.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
ki egw pou nomiza sta 4
e praktika to idio leme.
to kserw
O Dragonlord einai kai poly malakas giati den sas eipe tis proalles oti me eide sto oneiro tou...
Malaka pano pes OLO to story, diaforetika tha bgalw to log sth fora.
x8es eida to Lost in translation sto cinema kai m'aresan polu ta mallia ths skarlet gioxanson, skeftomoun sunexeia auto to kourema meta (/me kammenh)
opote eida ston upno mou oti phga kai eipa sth mana mou oti 8elw na koureutw etsi, kai auth ta phre kai mou eipe oti de 8a mou phgainoun ka8olou. 3enerwsa kai gurisa na zhthsw th gnwmh tou mposmou o opoios emfanisthke 3afnika ekei, alla autos sumfwnhse me th mana mou, kai neuriasa pio polu.
Ρε έχω να δω όνειρο βδομάδες. :cry:
Paidia, plaka sthn plaka exete dei pote ton Barney ton deinosayro sthn thleorash? MILAME DEN EINAI APLA H PARAKMH H IDIA, EINAI H FRIKH KAI O TROMOS KAI H EYKOILIA METAMORFWMENH!!!!! EMETIKH SEIRA RE. TA AMERIKANAKIA PREPEI NA EINAI TELEIWS KAMENA.
Είναι ΙΒΟΛ ρε μουνί ο Μπάρνεϋ. Πρέπει να τον δω σε όνειρο μια μέρα. Splatteria κέτσι. :twisted:
LOOOOOOOOOL splatteria me ton barney ayta einai.
Kai gia na mhn lete tpt oti sas afhnw paraponemenous kietsi. Take to have (parte na'xete):
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Top 38 Ways to Kill Barney the Dinosaur.
Make him watch his own show.
Move every third molecule 3 feet to the left until he closely resembles Picasso's "Guernica".
Donate his body to science...early.
Well, just call my cousins Guido and Vinnie and tell them that you kinda placed $200 in a bag under the rock in the park.... mention the fact that you would _love_ to have Barney's knee-caps as conversation pieces.
Have him magically turn the classroom into a vacuum ... watch his body explode.
Strip off his flesh, bury the bones in your back yard, and then dig them up, a piece at a time, selling them to your nearest natural history museum. A complete dinosaur skeleton would be worth a fortune! Death to Barney for fun AND profit!
Sew his lips to his rectum.
Make him a referee in an NHL game.
Put him in a guillotine; put the rope holding up the blade in his mouth and then beat his ass with a jagged piece of metal until he screams.
Dip him in tar (anything sticky will do), cover him with hundred-dollar bills and throw him into a pit full of lawyers...
Bury all but his head in an anthill. Cover with honey.
Use him for testing Ginsu knives with Mrs. Bobbitt helping out.
Get him to neuter a Pit-Bull Terrier.
Plutonium enema.
Send him to Miami in a rented car.
Move the set of the show to an actual inner-city classroom.
Let him take a New York Subway at night.
Make him hug Madonna. (When she's wearing her pointy bra)
Tie him up like a piñata and have small Mexican children beat him to death.
Tie him down in a chair and force him to listen to country music, until even *HE* goes insane with all the sap!
Tell him Jimmy Hoffa was a bad man and he should tell it to the Teamsters.
100 cans of JOLT and a titanium steel vault.
Send him to a country western bar and let him play heavy metal. (reversible)
Make him run UNIX on a Tandy Colour Computer 3. (128k total)
Inject him with all the chemicals that go into Hostess Twinkies.
Nitroglycerine suppository
Barney meets the Terminator. "Hasta la vista...BARNEY!".
Sucked into a turbo-prop engine (a jet would be more fun. 'after burners?')
Acupuncture with a nail gun
OOPS! Barney shouldn't have soldered that propane tank while full.
Forced to watch "The Wall" video without his happy pills.
Bent, folded and mutilated by the post office. (would be worse if you didn't write "fragile" on the label)
Put Barney in an old Star Trek episode, in a RED SHIRT.
Send him to Montreal wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.
Send him to Cuba with a T-shirt saying "Fidel Sucks"
Put him on a NYC subway without an weapon
Strap him to the back of a Ford Pinto, then rear-end it into an iron maiden.
Shove his head in a floppy drive, then type "format a:".
arxise na ton vlepei kai ston ypno tis twra!!! :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphine Child
you have my sympathy...
:headbang2:
gamhse ta..Quote:
Originally Posted by enitharmon
to lete sa na einai kako.... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by enitharmon
to zeugari ths xronias,axou ta mwre kai tetoia :D
prin ligo eida oti kerdize h parma thn ountineze alla telika hr8e x otan 3ypnhsa
safdfds
:puke:Quote:
Originally Posted by StationEleven
kaleeee
ti fwnazeis xruso mou? :p
xrysouli mouuuuuu(brutally must see it lol)
eida arxika oti hmoun kataskopos mesa se ena traino kai kapoiois mou pernage egrafa kryfa kai perase enas na mas balei korio, alla ton eida kai ton ebgala kai alles tetoies paparies.
meta eida kai mia gynaika na exei orgasmo.
ol the $
mono sta ooooneiraaaaaa
amesws kakia. den eipe o an8rwpos oti tin efere ekeinos se orgasmo :P
e auto leo ki ego
den katalabes . eida oti egw imoun i gomena :P asta na pan.
apo ti 8esi tou odigou
ntaksei an sas diigithw ti eida xthes to vrady- to oneiro, i mallon meros tou oneirou (o,ti thymnamai dld) pou eida, tha tromaksei to mati olwn ymwn twn en electric requiem sapizontwn.
tha sas to diigithw, de ntrepomai
(meses akres vevaia)
loipon: eixame leei ER meeting!!! k se mia fasi apo to simeio pou itan na vrethoume, arisan na trexoun ta meli tou er se enan kentriko dromo (de thymamai poios mporei na itan). katevainan me tosi fora to dromo, gia na pane na synantisoun...ton president!!! (akouste ti eida ston ypno mou reee!!!) proporeyotan enas filos mou apo volo, o opoios stin pragmatikotita oudemia sxesi exei me to er alla sto oneiro eixe vevaia. etrexe loipon mprosta aytos k pisw kammia 10ria alloi. egw imoun leei se enan parallilo dromo mazi me kanna2 akoma pou oute pou tous thymamai k katevaina k egw to dromo gia na ftasw sto idio simeio me tous allous. trexontas milame.
k telika ftanw se ena simeio opou itan oloi k proypantousan ton president!!! plisiasa olo anypomonisia k vrika mprosta mou ton filo mou, o opoios mou edeixe ton president k mou eipe: "aytos einai o president! einai morfi!" i kati analogo telos pantwn. arxisa na prospernaw ypotithemena er members gia na ftasw ston president. thymamai oti eida 4-5 fatses, apo ypotithemena meli tou forum, pou stin pragmatikotita eprokeito gia fatses POU DEN EIXA KSANADEI STI ZWI MOU ALITHEIA!!! k tote eftasa ston president!
prwta ap'ola tha sas ton perigrapsw: itan enas nearos gyrw sta 20, mayro malli karfakia kapws trendy k etsi, aksyristos, asximoulis, oxi poly psilos oute poly adynatos. forouse ena galazio t-shirt pou mprosta eixe ena megalo sima tis ethnikis podosfairikis omadas tis vrazilias! ( :shock: )
tou esfiksa to xeri, ton agaliasa k tou eipa "esy eisai o president! xarika gia ti gnwrimia, egw eimai o president!" k aytos tote mou apantise gelwntas: "ma kala, egw eimai o president, ginetai na eisai k esy o president?" k egw thymamai tote aisthanthika ligo amixana gia mia stigmi k gelasa k tou apantisa "xaxa nai, egw eimai o The Butcher" i kapws etsi.
epos. perpatousame me ton president (k kati allous alla tous allous tous eixa psiloxesmenous) se kati dromous pou de thymamai k eniwtha poly wraia. akouste twra to koufo: stin arxi itan aksyristos. meta apo ligo gyrisa k ton eida k itan freskoksyrismenos. anarwtiwmouna "ma kala ti ginetai?" k omws sto oneiro mou ypirxe i eksigisi: ta genia tou president megalwnan poly apotoma. opote k aytos kouvalouse mazi tou mia ftini aspri ksyristiki mixani bic k pou k pou ekei sti mesi tou dromou ekove ta genia tou etsi xyma, xwris nero afrous klp klp. O, TI NA'NAI!!!
i teleytaia skini tou oneirou einai i eksis: eimaste mesa se ena magazi pou ypotithetai oti einai to texas (vevaia oudemia sxesi me to teksas eixe) k kathomai egw k dipla mou o president. e k se mia fasi skaei mprosta mou o amnesiac, o opoios vevaia itan akrivws opws einai stin pragmatikotita, oudemia diafora. de thymamai na antallaksame kammia kouventa. meta to oneiro teleiwse, i mporei na eida k allo de thymamai. simeiwteon oti o amnesiac einai i moni yparkti morfi pou eida se ena oneiro pou sxetizotan kapws me to er!!!
ayta. se alli fasi tha ntrepomoun na sas ta pw, alla edw mia oikogeneia eimaste e!
...........nomizw oti prepei na elattwsw to internet :oops:
AAXAXAXAXAXAXAX PSOFAO.
POST OF THE YEAR
aneta.
AAXAXXAXXAXXA.
Δεν το πιστεύω.-
Χαλαρότατα best post of all times.
skata.
pali de gamisa. :?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL EPOSCH!!!!
(p.s. emena me eides pou8ena?? :P)
XAXAXAXXAXAXAXXAXAX MPOUTSER PSOFAW
ki egw eida polles vlakeies.
H8ela leei na truphsw to katw xeilos. (8elw dhladh). Kai to eixa parei apofash, de m'enoiaze an 8a me prh3ei h mana mou. Phga sto magazi olo xara kai eida oti o piercer htan h mana mou. (....) Olo xara auth mou ekane thn trupa kai kwloxarhke. OOok.
eida epishs oti eixa anevei 8es/nikh se mia filh mou apo brighton. Otan anevhka ema8a oti eixan live oi savatage, opote phga. Sto oneiro ta eixa me to Stevens, kai ekeinh thn periodo de ta phgainame kala. Meta th sunaulia phga kai ton vrhka kapou pou htan me ena filo tou, kai mou espase ta neura, opote tou eipa "ante geia" (sta ellhnika KAI me kinhsh) kai efuga. Meta apo diafores malakies pou variemai na grapsw, vre8hka s'ena magazi me ton Brian kai to Stephan apo tous Placebo. (...filarakia, sdfsdfg). Eixame vrei kokainh kai hrwinh, kai ta dokimazame, gia na ta valoume se diaforetika sakoulakia kai na mhn ta mperdepsoume, egw ki o Stephan ola auta. O Brian ta'xe parei mazi mas. Se kapoia fash arxisame na thn akoume apo thn koka kai o Brian ta phre asxhma kai epite8hke sto Stephan. Tote par'olo pou hmouna kommatia shkw8hka kai tous xwrisa. Oeee.
don't do drugs, post on er eipame.
EEEEEEETSI ETSI. :headbang: :loco:
egw eida prin ligo oti gamaga mia prwhn mou enw dipla apo to krebati htan ena ka8hsterimeno (de 8hmamai an ton exw 3anadei) kai efeuge h kouberta kai mas eblepe kai th 3anatrabagame kai tetoia....ti malakies meta phga na th xysw sto stoma kai moe trabh3e legontas mas blepei to xazo kai tetoia kai thn exysa sth patousa....meta katebhkan apo to studiaki mas (pou einai sth sofita) ta ypoloipa paidia kai bazame afises sto dwmatio kai piname mpyres akougontas fear factory...ontws oles autes tis malakies tis blepw de mporw na e3hgisw tpt einai ola 100% koufa....
