The 20 most important reasons not to date a graphic designer:
They are very weird people.
They will analyze conversations in layers.
You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
They study the paisley pattern on your outfit while you think they listen to what you have to say.
They make collages with your photos.
They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
Everything is left justified, right or center.
You cannot decorate the house without consulting them.
They steal street signs.
Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
They want to save the world only with a poster.
On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
You will never understand their gifts.
They see ordinary objects and laugh.
They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
They only dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.