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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumpitous looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,

"What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste!

Those are called Cojones De Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy."

The cowboy said,"What the heck, bring me an order."

The waiter replied,"I'm am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,"These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

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Originally Posted by neverdie

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumpitous looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,

"What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste!

Those are called Cojones De Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy."

The cowboy said,"What the heck, bring me an order."

The waiter replied,"I'm am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,"These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

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:lol::lol::lol:

Γιατί οι Εβραίοι βλέπουν τις πορνοταινίες ανάποδα;

Για να φτάσουν στον σημείο όπου η πόρνη δίνει πίσω τα χρήματα στον πελάτη

χαχαχαχ επειδη ειναι τσιγκουνηδες ε?? χχχαχαχα! :rofl::rofl:

Γελαω με πινατερο

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Originally Posted by FIXXXER

Γελαω με πινατερο

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άρα γελάς και με μένα (επαγωγική ιδιότητα)

Γελάω με φιχχχερ που γελάει με Πινατερο

Γελάω από μόνος μου.

γελάει ο κόσμος.

γελάσαμε και σήμερα ...

gela, pouli mou, gela

Γιατι χλαις?

Μη χλαις και μη λυπασαι.

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Originally Posted by Candiru

Γιατί οι Εβραίοι βλέπουν τις πορνοταινίες ανάποδα;

Για να φτάσουν στον σημείο όπου η πόρνη δίνει πίσω τα χρήματα στον πελάτη

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breite mou MIA GAMHMENH tsonta opou ginetai auto kai de 8a ksanapostarw sto gamhmeno ER gia 1 xrono.

dhladh DE MPOREI. to anekdoto auto kykloforei xronia twra. kante kati sas parakalw den antexw

ENTIT: mhn akousw gia bangbus kai malakies giati otan kykloforhse auto to anekdoto den yphrxe kan to usenet.

mono kati kantiroi prepei na to diadidoun aristera deksia.

candiru gamiesai apogeumatiatiko