παλιό αλλά κακό δε το λες
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παλιό αλλά κακό δε το λες
Ένας τυπικός άντρακλας παντρεύτηκε μία τυπική κουκλάρα και μετά τον
γάμο, έθεσε τους εξής κανόνες:
'Θα έρχομαι στο σπίτι όποτε θέλω, εάν το θέλω και ό,τι ώρα γουστάρω,
και δεν δέχομαι κουβέντα πάνω σε αυτό. Θα με περιμένει ένα ωραίο
δείπνο στο τραπέζι, εκτός εάν σε ειδοποιήσω ότι δεν θα έρθω σπίτι
για φαγητό. Θα πηγαίνω για κυνήγι, ψάρεμα, ποτό και χαρτιά όταν θέλω
με τους φίλους μου, και μην μου το παίξεις δύσκολη. Αυτοί είναι οι
κανόνες μου. Έχεις κανένα σχόλιο;'
Η νύφη απάντησε, 'Όχι, δεν έχω κανένα πρόβλημα. Απλά θέλω να
καταλάβεις πως εδώ θα έχει σεξ στις 7.00 κάθε βράδυ... είτε είσαι
εδώ είτε δεν είσαι!'
O_O
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Originally Posted by fandango
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Originally Posted by fandango
Μπαίνουν σε ένα μπαρ τρία τάπερ: Ένα με κιμά, ένα με μακαρόνια και ένα με μπεσαμέλ.
Οπότε γυρνάει ο μπάρμαν και λέει:
- Καλά ρε παστίτσιο, πάλι κομμάτια είσαι;
αυτό είναι το 2ο μέρος όμως:wink:
ΑΧαχαχαχαχ!
Με προλαβες μουνακι!:razz:
Α, εμένα αυτό μου είπανε. Πες και το 1ο.
ρίχτα λαμπ..
Σκαει το παστιτσιο σε ενα μπαρ. Καθεται στο σκαμπο και ζηταει ενα ποτο.
Ο μπαρμαν του απανταει: Συγγνωμη αλλα δεν σερβιρουμε φαγητο!
εντιτ: το παρτ 2 ειναι σαφως καλυτερο ε!
Α, το 'ξερα τελικά.
Δεν ξέρω αν έχει ποσταριστεί.
Τι είπε ο Ηράκλειτος όταν πήγαν να του βάψουν το σπίτι;
Spoiler
I love this Doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!!!'
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
βασικά ειναι αλλιως:Quote:
Originally Posted by lab
Σκαει το παστιτσιο σε ενα μπαρ. Καθεται στο σκαμπο και ζηταει ΜΙΑ ΜΕΡΙΔΑ ΠΑΤΑΤΕΣ.
Ο μπαρμαν του απανταει: Συγγνωμη αλλα δεν σερβιρουμε φαγητο!
ε; ε;
