kala.. de 8a arxisw na grafw ti exw dei ki exei ginei.. (prepei na exw grapsei merika se kaaaapoia selida.. de 8umamai)
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kala.. de 8a arxisw na grafw ti exw dei ki exei ginei.. (prepei na exw grapsei merika se kaaaapoia selida.. de 8umamai)
trela skalwmata pantws
e ekei stamatane oi poustides synithws.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
ki egw pou nomiza sta 4
e praktika to idio leme.
to kserw
O Dragonlord einai kai poly malakas giati den sas eipe tis proalles oti me eide sto oneiro tou...
Malaka pano pes OLO to story, diaforetika tha bgalw to log sth fora.
x8es eida to Lost in translation sto cinema kai m'aresan polu ta mallia ths skarlet gioxanson, skeftomoun sunexeia auto to kourema meta (/me kammenh)
opote eida ston upno mou oti phga kai eipa sth mana mou oti 8elw na koureutw etsi, kai auth ta phre kai mou eipe oti de 8a mou phgainoun ka8olou. 3enerwsa kai gurisa na zhthsw th gnwmh tou mposmou o opoios emfanisthke 3afnika ekei, alla autos sumfwnhse me th mana mou, kai neuriasa pio polu.
Ρε έχω να δω όνειρο βδομάδες. :cry:
Paidia, plaka sthn plaka exete dei pote ton Barney ton deinosayro sthn thleorash? MILAME DEN EINAI APLA H PARAKMH H IDIA, EINAI H FRIKH KAI O TROMOS KAI H EYKOILIA METAMORFWMENH!!!!! EMETIKH SEIRA RE. TA AMERIKANAKIA PREPEI NA EINAI TELEIWS KAMENA.
Είναι ΙΒΟΛ ρε μουνί ο Μπάρνεϋ. Πρέπει να τον δω σε όνειρο μια μέρα. Splatteria κέτσι. :twisted:
LOOOOOOOOOL splatteria me ton barney ayta einai.
Kai gia na mhn lete tpt oti sas afhnw paraponemenous kietsi. Take to have (parte na'xete):
:headbang:Quote:
Top 38 Ways to Kill Barney the Dinosaur.
Make him watch his own show.
Move every third molecule 3 feet to the left until he closely resembles Picasso's "Guernica".
Donate his body to science...early.
Well, just call my cousins Guido and Vinnie and tell them that you kinda placed $200 in a bag under the rock in the park.... mention the fact that you would _love_ to have Barney's knee-caps as conversation pieces.
Have him magically turn the classroom into a vacuum ... watch his body explode.
Strip off his flesh, bury the bones in your back yard, and then dig them up, a piece at a time, selling them to your nearest natural history museum. A complete dinosaur skeleton would be worth a fortune! Death to Barney for fun AND profit!
Sew his lips to his rectum.
Make him a referee in an NHL game.
Put him in a guillotine; put the rope holding up the blade in his mouth and then beat his ass with a jagged piece of metal until he screams.
Dip him in tar (anything sticky will do), cover him with hundred-dollar bills and throw him into a pit full of lawyers...
Bury all but his head in an anthill. Cover with honey.
Use him for testing Ginsu knives with Mrs. Bobbitt helping out.
Get him to neuter a Pit-Bull Terrier.
Plutonium enema.
Send him to Miami in a rented car.
Move the set of the show to an actual inner-city classroom.
Let him take a New York Subway at night.
Make him hug Madonna. (When she's wearing her pointy bra)
Tie him up like a piñata and have small Mexican children beat him to death.
Tie him down in a chair and force him to listen to country music, until even *HE* goes insane with all the sap!
Tell him Jimmy Hoffa was a bad man and he should tell it to the Teamsters.
100 cans of JOLT and a titanium steel vault.
Send him to a country western bar and let him play heavy metal. (reversible)
Make him run UNIX on a Tandy Colour Computer 3. (128k total)
Inject him with all the chemicals that go into Hostess Twinkies.
Nitroglycerine suppository
Barney meets the Terminator. "Hasta la vista...BARNEY!".
Sucked into a turbo-prop engine (a jet would be more fun. 'after burners?')
Acupuncture with a nail gun
OOPS! Barney shouldn't have soldered that propane tank while full.
Forced to watch "The Wall" video without his happy pills.
Bent, folded and mutilated by the post office. (would be worse if you didn't write "fragile" on the label)
Put Barney in an old Star Trek episode, in a RED SHIRT.
Send him to Montreal wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.
Send him to Cuba with a T-shirt saying "Fidel Sucks"
Put him on a NYC subway without an weapon
Strap him to the back of a Ford Pinto, then rear-end it into an iron maiden.
Shove his head in a floppy drive, then type "format a:".
arxise na ton vlepei kai ston ypno tis twra!!! :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphine Child
you have my sympathy...
:headbang2:
gamhse ta..Quote:
Originally Posted by enitharmon
