Δε σούτια θρεντ

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Το ξύλο είναι για τους απολίτιστους που δε βγήκαν ακόμη απ'τις σπηλιές και έχασαν μερικές χιλιετίες εξέλιξης του ανθρώπινου πολιτισμού. Δε μπορώ να σκεφτώ κάποιο περιστατικό (η αυτο-άμυνα προφανώς εξαιρείται) όπου το ξύλο είναι απαραίτητο.

Οι πολιτισμένοι άνθρωποι απλώς κάνουν μυνήσεις. :D

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/chicken

Kamposes fores exw dei kai ousiastika treis fores exw xw8ei. Tis duo hmoun psilokommatia kai paraligo na kanw xontrh malakia, alla th mia me eswse o Panos (aka Dragonlord). Gia na mh lew polla thn anoi3a se asfalith, eskasan alloi duo, me peta3an sto toixo me gurismeno xeri kai ws apo mhxanhs 8eos me eswse to mwraki mou.

To pio xontro 3ulo eixe pesei sth Patra. Eimastan me 3 atoma e3w apo gnwsto fastfoodadiko gurw stis 4 to prwi. Skane 2 tupoi kai ka8ws milousame akoume "skaste giati trwme". Tous leme eugenika na xalarwsoun, alla tpt. En telei, autoi eixan apo pisw alla 7 atoma kai opws ma8ame thn anoigoun en genei sto kosmo. Spasame trapezia, karekles, thn allh mera ponousa pantou, to magazi katevase rolla kai genika epese polu 3ulo. Filo ton ephgame nosokomeio giati tou skasane kadronia sto kefali kai evale to xeri na prostateutei. Tous petuxame meta kamia vdomada. Eimastan 10 kai htan oi duo koufalitses. Kai mono pou xesthkan vlepontas mas a3ize to kopo...

Genika apex8anomai tous tsampoukades. An exw dikio omws kai de mporw na ton apofugw de kollaw. An ginei h arxh mpoukara...

Teleytaia fora me filaraki sth salonica, pername pano apo ta cafe ths kamaras kai einai 5-6 rossakia (18-19 xronon) araxta se kati skalia. Eh kathos pername tous akouo na xazogelane kai na lene diafora, rossika kai ellhnika mperdemena, opote se kapoia fash tous piano na "syzhtane" an eimaste gkomenes. Genikotera eimai psyxraimo atomo kai de mpleko se tetoies malakies alla kapoia pragmata mou xtypane apeytheias ston egkefalo. Opote gyrnao amesos molis to akousa kai tou kano "ela na deis". H apanthsh tou? "Ela esy". Hhaaahhahaha! Palikari!

Tespa me ta polla arxisame na katevainoume ki ekeinoi na anevainoun kai otan vrethikame arxise na mou leei "kai pou ksereis oti to eipa gia sena" kai loipes paparies. Kata th diarkeia o filos mou prospathouse na me peisei na thn kanoume prin ginei xontro skhniko. Kai telika hremhsa kai skefthka oti mporei na kouvalane diafora pragmatakia mazi tous kai thn kaname eirhnika. Ayta.

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Originally Posted by BLi

[zER]Teleytaia fora me filaraki sth salonica, pername pano apo ta cafe ths kamaras kai einai 5-6 rossakia (18-19 xronon) araxta se kati skalia. Eh kathos pername tous akouo na xazogelane kai na lene diafora, rossika kai ellhnika mperdemena, opote se kapoia fash tous piano na "syzhtane" an eimaste gkomenes. Genikotera eimai psyxraimo atomo kai de mpleko se tetoies malakies alla kapoia pragmata mou xtypane apeytheias ston egkefalo. Opote gyrnao amesos molis to akousa kai tou kano "ela na deis". H apanthsh tou? "Ela esy". Hhaaahhahaha! Palikari!

Tespa me ta polla arxisame na katevainoume ki ekeinoi na anevainoun kai otan vrethikame arxise na mou leei "kai pou ksereis oti to eipa gia sena" kai loipes paparies. Kata th diarkeia o filos mou prospathouse na me peisei na thn kanoume prin ginei xontro skhniko. Kai telika hremhsa kai skefthka oti mporoun na kouvalane diafora pragmata mazi tous kai thn kaname eirhnika. Ayta.

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Αφού σας πέρασαν για πουστράκια, θα ήταν ο Γιούρι κι ο 'Ιγκαρ.

Exw plakwsei 3 pou me eipan "xontrh aderfh". Efuga me ena skismeno gonato, kai autoi me anoigmena kefalia. Tou enos tou eriksa mia toso dunath klwtsia ston kwlo pou petaxthke me thn mourh se kati skoupidia enw kratousa tou allous duo apo tis mplouzes kai shkwnomoun ston aera. MALAKA AYTA EINAI!!! STREET FIGHTING OWNAGE!!! TA 8UMH8IKA KAI PORW8HKA MOUAAAAARGAAAAAAAGAGAGA!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

De mas perasan gia tpt allo apo ayto pou eimastan. Apla eidan mallia ktl kai ithelan na to paiksoun moures.

etrwga ksulo (erixna kai ligo)mexri to dhmotiko kai ligo sto gumnasio.. kai me kati alvanous pou kai pou sto mpasket
kalh fash

Klassika, sto basket.

Sto dhmotiko mou thn empaine ena mpasmeno kai koteva. Oloi aporousan. Syndromo elefanta pontikiou ena prama (oxi oti hmoun elefas alla aftos rodent htane, sigoura). Mia mera mou astraftei mia, pianomaste, ton vaze katw kai kathomai panw tou kai apo ta nevra mou kai thn tholoura...tragoudaga

3h gymnasiou erxetai o allos na me piasei, piswpatw. Eixe vreksei kai o typos trwei savoura. Lynomai sta gelia. Shkwnetai, erxetai, ton xtypaw sthn karwtida. Shkwthike kai efyge :shock:

Den egine tpt!

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Originally Posted by BLi

[zER]De mas perasan gia tpt allo apo ayto pou eimastan. Apla eidan mallia ktl kai ithelan na to paiksoun moures.

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gia na ma8etai poso ksulo exw dwsei kai faei deste th fatsa mou

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Originally Posted by Slaine

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Originally Posted by BLi

[zER]De mas perasan gia tpt allo apo ayto pou eimastan. Apla eidan mallia ktl kai ithelan na to paiksoun moures.

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gia na ma8etai poso ksulo exw dwsei kai faei deste th fatsa mou

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prasinises apo to kako sou re :P

Ti exei to "EImastan"?

"Eimaste" kai "hmaste", alla "EImastan" :P

blitz λάθος κάνεις :P :twisted:

Nomizw pws to prwto einai enestwtiko enw to 2o parelthontiko.

Nai to "eimaste" einai enestotas, to "hmaste" paratatikos. Kai to "eimastan" h neoellhnikh ekdosh :P Ayto ennoousa apla to pa perierga.

Ets! 8)

Pisw sta soutia loipon! :dfinger:

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Originally Posted by BLi

[zER]De mas perasan gia tpt allo apo ayto pou eimastan. Apla eidan mallia ktl kai ithelan na to paiksoun moures.

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gia na ma8etai poso ksulo exw dwsei kai faei deste th fatsa mou

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χαχαχχαχχαχ :lol:

:rofl:

de paizomai ........

Exw paiksei polles fores ksylo sth zwh mou,idiaitera sta sxolika xronia.Sth 2h Lykeiou eixa faei kai apovolh se street fighting sto sxolasma pou mas eide h filologos.Pleon paizw spania giati synh8ws otan einai h krisimh wra mas xwrizoun,pragma pou sthn pleiopshfia twn periptwsewn(yparxoun ki alles pou ksenerwneis asxhma pou de dineis ta preponta mpouketa) einai to swsto.

ΕΙμουν γαμαει λεξικα.

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Originally Posted by Mitsmann

αν μετραμε και τα 5x5 ματσακια παραλιγο να πλακωθω περιπου 2289 φορες ακομα, αλλα κατα καποιο τροπο λειτουργουσα σαν τα ΜΑΤ στο γηπεδο :P :P


(εχω και τα γαντια.)

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xaxaxaxaxaxa
nai isxiei :twisted:

το βασικό είναι να έχεις κάποιον μαζί σου με "αποτρεπτική" εμφάνιση... ο μητς νομίζω είναι ότι πρέπει... :D

sas gamaw olous sto ksilo

Pote. Symfwnw me osa eipe o blitzer.

Twra pali, sto bourdelo to sxoleio, olo k kapoio fasistaki xwnetai. Kai afou ton rwtaw 2 pragmata k den kserei na apanthsei arxizei tis sprwksies. :P

Persi malista hmoun sto tsak na ferw 10 derekia eksw apo to sxoleio na ta kanoun poutana. Alla eida oti den mou tairiazei. :P

:moutza:

DEN EXO KAMIA SXESH ME TON STARBREAKER EH.

Blitzer na xrhsimopoihsoume keria afth th fora?







:D

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Originally Posted by Starbreaker

Blitzer na xrhsimopoihsoume keria afth th fora?







:D

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BEST STROMRAINTA POST EVA!! :D

Den einai o stormrider omos, einai o allos eteros kathysterhmenos :P

Oi kavgades me aderfia metrane?

prin apo kammia 10 xronia eixa vgalei maxairi sto megalo aderfo gia na stamatisei na me peirazei. I mana mou me sapise sto ksylo.

otan den prokeitai gia aderfia eimai filhsyxos.
den kynhgaw kavgades kai mallon logw avras :P den mou erxontai kiolas

Oses fores thelisa na piastw sta xeria me kapoion itan kata ti diarkeia agwna (na paizw egw ennoeitai). Kai oles tis fores (2-3 sto lykeio kai alles pio prosfata) tyxainei na einai me tous kalyterous filous mou :( .Eutyxws syggratoumai...

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Originally Posted by alaiah

Oi kavgades me aderfia metrane?

prin apo kammia 10 xronia eixa vgalei maxairi sto megalo aderfo gia na stamatisei na me peirazei.

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PARAGELIAH

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Originally Posted by alaiah

ses fores thelisa na piastw sta xeria me kapoion itan kata ti diarkeia agwna (na paizw egw ennoeitai). Kai oles tis fores (2-3 sto lykeio kai alles pio prosfata) tyxainei na einai me tous kalyterous filous mou :( .Eutyxws syggratoumai...

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Paroti afto den simvadizei me tin eikonamou sto forum, i pragmatikotita einai oti den tsakonomai pote.

Den exo tsakothei pote me filo mou sta sovara kai den exo plakothei i plakosei kanenan gia kati sovaro.

Fisika exo mlextei se apeira ksila gia ilithious logous alla afto einai mia ali istoria

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Originally Posted by katwrimos

Paroti afto den simvadizei me tin eikonamou sto forum, i pragmatikotita einai oti den tsakonomai pote.

Den exo tsakothei pote me filo mou sta sovara kai den exo plakothei i plakosei kanenan gia kati sovaro.

Fisika exo mlextei se apeira ksila gia ilithious logous alla afto einai mia ali istoria

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eisai ok 8)

[quote=chris_boss]

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Originally Posted by "BLi

[zER":7zg9s13w]Teleytaia fora me filaraki sth salonica, pername pano apo ta cafe ths kamaras kai einai 5-6 rossakia (18-19 xronon) araxta se kati skalia. Eh kathos pername tous akouo na xazogelane kai na lene diafora, rossika kai ellhnika mperdemena, opote se kapoia fash tous piano na "syzhtane" an eimaste gkomenes. Genikotera eimai psyxraimo atomo kai de mpleko se tetoies malakies alla kapoia pragmata mou xtypane apeytheias ston egkefalo. Opote gyrnao amesos molis to akousa kai tou kano "ela na deis". H apanthsh tou? "Ela esy". Hhaaahhahaha! Palikari!

Tespa me ta polla arxisame na katevainoume ki ekeinoi na anevainoun kai otan vrethikame arxise na mou leei "kai pou ksereis oti to eipa gia sena" kai loipes paparies. Kata th diarkeia o filos mou prospathouse na me peisei na thn kanoume prin ginei xontro skhniko. Kai telika hremhsa kai skefthka oti mporoun na kouvalane diafora pragmata mazi tous kai thn kaname eirhnika. Ayta.

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Αφού σας πέρασαν για πουστράκια, θα ήταν ο Γιούρι κι ο 'Ιγκαρ.[/quote:7zg9s13w]

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BLi][zER άσε τις μπούρδες, αφού όποτε σε λένε γκόμενα δεν κάνεις τίποτα (βλέπε επιστροφή από λονδίνο). Αν πεις ότι ήσουν κουρασμένος και δεν είχες όρεξη να κάνεις καυγά, θα είσαι γκέη =)))

ki emena me eixane pei gomena dio fores otan eixa makri mali alla itan grioules ki etsi de borousa na tous kanw amperkat.

TO AMPERKAT TO XWNEIS,DE TO KANEIS
ANTE PIA!
:makia!:

ksulo exw peksei 3 fores me to idio atomo kai to skor einai 2-1 uper tou...

nai eimai flwros sto ksulo kai eimai proud of it...outws h allws gia mena den einai lush kai eimai 100% kata autou...

kai pali omws pote den mouxei tuxei na aistanthw pragmatika misos gia kapoio atomo...tote den kserw pws tha ferthw...isws minw(sic) to idio flwros...

that's all folks :D

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Originally Posted by Twisted_Bassist

ksulo exw peksei 3 fores me to idio atomo kai to skor einai 2-1 uper tou...

nai eimai flwros sto ksulo kai eimai proud of it...outws h allws gia mena den einai lush kai eimai 100% kata autou...

kai pali omws pote den mouxei tuxei na aistanthw pragmatika misos gia kapoio atomo...tote den kserw pws tha ferthw...isws minw(sic) to idio flwros...

that's all folks :D

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Coroner

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Genika apex8anomai tous tsampoukades. An exw dikio omws kai de mporw na ton apofugw de kollaw. An ginei h arxh mpoukara...

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Originally Posted by Bli

[zer]...Kai telika hremhsa kai skefthka oti mporei na kouvalane diafora pragmatakia mazi tous kai thn kaname eirhnika. Ayta....

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Σκέψη πάνω σε αυτά: δεν είναι πολύ τρομακτικό ότι ένας καθυστέρας που του τη βάρεσε μπορεί να σε χτυπήσει, να σου κάνει ζημιά ή ακόμα και να σε σκοτώσει χωρίς λόγο; Και ακόμα κι αν έχεις δίκιο να γίνει αυτό που έχει στο καμένο του κεφάλι επειδή είναι πιο δυνατός;

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