να χωριστουν τα στρατοπεδα και να κανονιστει το ξυλο.
ειμαι μεσα με τα χιλια.
οφτοπικ.ποιο πουστρακι με ψηφισε?
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να χωριστουν τα στρατοπεδα και να κανονιστει το ξυλο.
ειμαι μεσα με τα χιλια.
οφτοπικ.ποιο πουστρακι με ψηφισε?
φίλε ιντέγκραλ,νομίζω πως η φορτισμένη συναισθηματικά και γεμάτη απέχθεια στάση σου πηγάζει από τα μικράτα σου ακόμα,που τα άλλα παιδάκια σε κορόιδευαν γιατί έπεφτες με το κεφάλι από το μονόζυγο και δεν μπορούσες να ανοίξεις τα αυγά kinder.
@ χολκ: Έγινε ρε κόπανε. Αλλά μετά άμα τις φας, μην έρθεις κλαίγοντας να ζητάς συγνώμες.
καλα το εκοψα οτι εισαι μαλακας.και φλωρος.και κοταQuote:
Originally Posted by dead in magazines
αττιλα οντως κανενα δεξιοσκυλο θα σε ψηφισε-δεν εξηγειται αλλιως.
γριφιθ αντε κανονιστε το,θα κατεβω αθηνα για κοκνευ ριτζεκτς οποτε βρισκομαστε.
ok, όταν δω βουτυρομπεμπέδες με μπλούζες MASERATI και μοκασίνια-χρυσά ρολόγια να έρχονται κατά πάνω μου θα τρέξω προς τις τουαλέτες για να πλυθώ.
hcpunkonacid does not sleep. He waits.Quote:
Originally Posted by hcpunksonacid
hcpunkonacid once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
hcpunkonacid does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. hcpunkonacid goes killing.
hcpunkonacid's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for hcpunkonacid.
hcpunkonacid counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
hcpunkonacid can speak braille.
hcpunkonacid was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
hcpunkonacid sleeps with a night light. Not because hcpunkonacid is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of hcpunkonacid
If hcpunkonacid is late, time better slow the fuck down.
hcpunkonacid thought up some of the funniest hcpunkonacid facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
If you can see hcpunkonacid, he can see you. If you can't see hcpunkonacid you may be only seconds away from death.
hcpunkonacid frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The chief export of hcpunkonacid is pain.
hcpunkonacid sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
hcpunkonacid is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
hcpunkonacid doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with hcpunkonacid's fist.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. hcpunkonacid can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Superman owns a pair of hcpunkonacid pajamas.
If you try to introduce your mother to hcpunkonacid, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
hcpunkonacid, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to hcpunkonacid, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
When hcpunkonacid sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. hcpunkonacid has not had to pay taxes ever.
hcpunkonacid died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
hcpunkonacid once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.
hcpunkonacid does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
hcpunkonacid can divide by zero.
hcpunkonacid is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
hcpunkonacid can slam revolving doors.
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. hcpunkonacid enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but hcpunkonacid says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad hcpunkonacid doesn't believe in magic.
hcpunkonacid once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is hcpunkonacid?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.
At birth, hcpunkonacid came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers hcpunkonacid but hcpunkonacid
hcpunkonacid once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
hcpunkonacid owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to hcpunkonacid and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
hcpunkonacid's sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
hcpunkonacid has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not hcpunkonacid.
Geico saved 15% by switching to hcpunkonacid.
If you see hcpunkonacid crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, hcpunkonacid got an award for masturbating in public.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does hcpunkonacid. He doesn't have to.
Water boils faster when hcpunkonacid watches it.
hcpunkonacid's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
When hcpunkonacid exercises, the machine gets stronger.
hcpunkonacid is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is hcpunkonacid.
hcpunkonacid clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
A blind man once stepped on hcpunkonacid's shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm hcpunkonacid!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by hcpunkonacid.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "hcpunkonacid" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
hcpunkonacid never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
hcpunkonacid got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
hcpunkonacid refers to himself in fourth person.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to hcpunkonacid so he can scare the shit out of them.
hcpunkonacid is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like hcpunkonacid
Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side hcpunkonacid is on yet.
When hcpunkonacid was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" hcpunkonacid received an "A+" for writing only the words "hcpunkonacid" and promptly turning in the paper.
hcpunkonacid doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.
hcpunkonacid ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
hcpunkonacid was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
When hcpunkonacid laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently shits a cow.
One time in an airport a guy accidently called hcpunkonacid "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
hcpunkonacid doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
hcpunkonacid has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a hcpunkonacid problem.
Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"
In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be hcpunkonacid.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break hcpunkonacid open you would find another hcpunkonacid inside, only smaller and angrier.
hcpunkonacid's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because hcpunkonacid will not take shit from anyone.
Oxygen requires hcpunkonacid to live.
hcpunkonacid doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
hcpunkonacid frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when hcpunkonacid is going to kill you.
Someone once tried to tell hcpunkonacid that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
The phrase "Made by hcpunkonacid" is imprinted beneath the surface of China.
Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called hcpunkonacid. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.
hcpunkonacid always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into hcpunkonacid.
When hcpunkonacid answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
hcpunkonacid only uses one chopstick.
hcpunkonacid does not leave messages. hcpunkonacid leaves warnings.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, hcpunkonacid brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, hcpunkonacid roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, hcpunkonacid jumps out.
hcpunkonacid once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.
People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from hcpunkonacid.
If you come home to find hcpunkonacid doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.
hcpunkonacid can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people's teeth, though.
hcpunkonacid uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.
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Originally Posted by hcpunksonacid
ΑΝΤΕ ΓΑΜΗΣΟΥ ΡΕ ΠΑΛΙΟΠΟΥΣΤΑ :!:
ΠΡΙΝ ΛΙΓΟ ΕΚΛΕΙΣΑ ΕΙΣΙΤΗΡΙΑ ΓΙΑ ΘΕΣΣΑΛΟΝΙΚΗ :!:
κινγκντομ ξεχασες να αναφερεις οτι απο την μερα που εγινα πατερας σου,πετουσα τα 5χιλιαρα απο το παραθυρο γιατι εβγαλα τοσο κωλοφεραντζα γιο.την φουκαριαρα την μανα σου...σοκ επαθε.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by House Of Low Culture
Δε νομίζω να προλάβεις να δεις και τίποτα! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by House Of Low Culture
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Edit: kthx!
[quote=dead in magazines]Δε νομίζω να προλάβεις να δεις και τίποτα! :)[/quote:ih90eegj]Quote:
Originally Posted by "House Of Low Culture":ih90eegj
εσυ ρε φιλε δε ΦΤΑΝΕΙΣ να δεις και τιποτα!
