THE OMG-ENTELWS-OFFICIAL OFF TOPIC THREAD.

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Originally Posted by R & R

otan mpika ote...me eidopoiisan 18 augoustou fasi k ksekinisa douleia mesa septevri
giati 1on ta xartia den einai eukoli diadikasia..polu treksimo stous giatrous!
2on prepei na kaneis ekpaideusi k kala!
twra exw akousei oti ta suntomevoun ola opote min elpizeis na tous peis esu pote thes k tetoia
einai k 12mino twra alla exoune anevasei ton vasiko mistho akouw..
egw tote evgaza to maximum 540..twra to maximum einai 640 peripou gia 3,5 wres douleia :P

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Νταξει ν αυτοκτονησω καλυτερα. 8ωρο με πτυχιο και βγαζω 750 μονο. ελεος

πολλά φράγκα ο ΟΤΕ...

eipa maximum alla k pali einai mia xara ta lefta...xwria ta bonus k dwra k mlkies...
makari na me ksanaparoun k as einai sapioi ekei mesa..an k de to vlepw

gia pite re fotinoi pantognostes mou, mipos iparxei opos oi romaikoi ari8moi, tipot' alloi tetoiou tipou pou 8elw na varesw kati imerominies, alla den 8elw na fenonte?!

νομιζω ειναι καλή φάση τα λατινικα για ημερομηνια ρε συ. πάντως σου βάζω υπόψιν και την αρχαία ελληνική λογική για τους αριθμούς που είναι τα γραμματα του ελλήνικου αλφαβήτου (μαλακία θα δείχνει, αλλά κουβέντα να γίνεται) πχ α=1 στ=6, ι=10 κλπ

kala ellinika den pezei na kanw me tin kamia. :-)

βαριέμαι πολύ, οπότε μου ήρθε κι άλλη ιδέα: βάλε ένα barcode, κι απο κάτω που έχει συνήθως κάτι αριθμούς βάλε τους αριθμούς της ημερομηνιας σαν αριθμούς του barcode. Θα "προκαλέσεις" κιόλας διότι μαζί με τις νέες ταυτότητες "κολάζει". (Μην με παιρνεις στα σοβαρά, βαράει κατι 40ρια αυτές τις μέρες στη Λάρσα)

Χρησιμοποίησε γραμματοσειρές του Tolkien. Πολύ όμορφες και αθώες.

auto me ton tolkien ine poli kalo.. ;-)

Και το δεκαεξαδικό είναι καλή ιδέα!

Χελγκα,αν μου φυγεις θα χαθω.
ενα καλο παιδι να μου δανεισει 250 ευρω να παω Οσλο να δω τον ΟυλβερΠαοκ υπαρχει ή παλι θα πρεπει να ριξω τα μουτρα μου και να γυρισω μετανιωμενος στο φως των ματιωνε μου?

den tin palevw!

ποσο καιρο εχεις να αυνανιστεις?

mpa den 8etw ekei to provlima, auti tin fora.

ποσες ωρες εχεις να φας?

ahahaha mpa.. masisa kati frouta.
ante paw na sinexisw ti douleia

Σε 2 ώρες τη γκάνω για Σαμοθράκη. Ω γαία.

Pulling out is nearly as effective as condoms.

edit: Δε φαίνεται λέει, πρέπει να είσαι μέμπερ. Τεσπά, όποιος (δε) βαριέται.

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For sex educators and others, the answer is glaringly obvious. Withdrawal before ejaculation, the so-called pullout method, is a last resort, they say — something to be used only if there are no other options. The effectiveness of condoms, on the other hand, is well known.

So reproductive experts were taken aback by a paper in the June issue of Contraception magazine. Based on an analysis of studies, the paper pronounced withdrawal “almost as effective as the male condom — at least when it comes to pregnancy prevention.”

“If the male partner withdraws before ejaculation every time a couple has vaginal intercourse, about 4 percent of couples will become pregnant over the course of a year,” the authors write.

For condoms, used optimally, the rate is about 2 percent. But more significant, the authors say, are the rates for “typical use,” because people can’t be expected to use any contraception method perfectly every time. Typical use of withdrawal leads to pregnancy 18 percent of the time, they write; for typical use of condoms 17 percent of the time.

(There are other, more effective methods. Failure rates for the pill and the patch are about 8 percent; for Depo-Provera injections, about 3 percent; and for diaphragms, about 16 percent. Intrauterine devices fail less than 1 percent of the time.)

The lead author, Rachel K. Jones, a senior research associate at the Guttmacher Institute, which studies reproductive health matters, said she and her co-authors were motivated to write the paper because it seemed to them the pullout method was getting short shrift.

“We had all noticed that social science researchers and health care providers just kind of dismiss withdrawal and don’t seem to realize that it can prevent pregnancy,” Ms. Jones said. “Most people seem to be under the impression that you might as well do nothing.”

Even she used to think of withdrawal as “cheating,” she said. But “most women have used withdrawal at some point in their lives” and it seemed logical to compare the method to condoms, because health care providers “have no problem advocating the use of condoms as a method even though those are flawed.”

Some educators and physicians said they worried that putting out a message that withdrawal is effective would just give teenagers encouragement to have unprotected sex. And many underscored what the authors themselves point out: that unlike condoms, withdrawal does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases, a strong reason to encourage condoms.

But Ms. Jones said the intention was not to advocate withdrawal, but to advocate talking about it.

“Health care providers and health educators should discuss withdrawal as a legitimate, if slightly less effective, contraceptive method in the same way they do condoms and diaphragms,” the authors write. “Dismissing withdrawal as a legitimate contraceptive method is counterproductive for the prevention of pregnancy and also discourages academic inquiry into this frequently used and reasonably effective method.”

Ms. Jones and her co-authors said they were dismayed to see that withdrawal had not been exhaustively studied.

“Despite its role in the European fertility decline, and relatively high levels of use, acceptability and effectiveness,” they write, “most studies of withdrawal since that time have been small in scale (e.g., married Turkish men), or have focused on specific populations (e.g., Israeli Jews or Chinese Canadians obtaining abortions).”

The authors say there has been a bias against studying or legitimizing withdrawal, partly because of “preference for modern methods and the strongly held belief that pre-ejaculate fluid contains sperm, despite the lack of supporting evidence.”

Studies may underreport withdrawal use “because respondents do not consider it a ‘method,’ ” they write. “One study found that only 3 of 62 Turkish factory workers reported on a questionnaire that they used withdrawal. However, in face-to-face interviews, an additional 17 reported current use of this method.”

Two of the authors also conducted their own interviews to gather anecdotal information on people’s sexual practices. The interviews indicated that many people did not consider withdrawal a serious method. One woman, said she used no birth control, adding: “Sometimes we use condoms. But for the most part just the withdrawal method. Which I know is, like, the worst thing.”

Many people preferred withdrawal to condoms. As one said, “you can still have sex, it doesn’t smell bad, it doesn’t have chemicals in it.”

The research convinced the authors that “it is unfortunate that some couples do not realize they are substantially reducing their risk of pregnancy when using withdrawal, as these misperceptions may cause unnecessary levels of anxiety. More speculatively, if more people realized that correct and consistent use of withdrawal substantially reduced the risk of pregnancy, they might use it more effectively.”

Some experts said they did not dispute the findings but worried that young people would construe the article’s conclusion’s too liberally. “Those data don’t necessarily translate to youth today,” said Dr. Melissa Gilliam, chief of family planning and contraceptive research in the University of Chicago’s Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, who is on the board of the Guttmacher Institute. “In terms of a reliable method used over and over again, the risk of failure is quite high.”

Martha Kempner, vice president for information and communications at the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States, said withdrawal, while less problematic for married or long-term monogamous couples, is not as acceptable in other circumstances because “well-intentioned young men can get it wrong, or somebody can just not do it after they said they would.”

Spirited comments on blogs largely agreed. “I wouldn’t want to trust a dude to get it right every time,” read one comment on the blog CollegeCandy.

Still, Ms. Kempner said: “It has made some classroom teachers nervous to give out the truth in this instance, but we do have to tell the truth. People, kids in particular, they’re using it. It is better than nothing, and it is always available. You can’t say, ‘Oh, I didn’t have one.’ ”

εφαγα τεσσερα (4 - IV - Δ) σαντουιτς βορειου τυπου

aksios

mlk eleos, mia fora sto toso peftw na kimi8w noris k oloi me 8imounte na me paroun tilefwno, i loukritia epiti8ete stin patousa mou, oi filoi twn gitonwn den exoun ma8ei pos iparxei xronia tora to koudouni k ourliazoun gia na vgei o malakas ston 3o.

'piseis se liges ores -an de me parei tilefwno na mou pei na paw alli mera- paw gia to tattoo k akoma den exw apofasisei ti 8a xtipisw k ti oxi.
kali fasi me vlepw teleftea stigmi na sizitame an 8a varesw sta daxtila 'i oxi.

tespa.
paw na zografisw, mias pou siko8ika!

αυτο με το γρατσουνισμα της πατουσας απο γατα ενω κοιμασαι,παιζει να ειναι οτι πιο ενοχλητικο μπορει να σου κατσει ποτε...πραγματικα,σπαει αρχιδια.

ο υπνος ειναι ιερος... ποτε ανοιχτο κινητο!

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Originally Posted by Reject

αυτο με το γρατσουνισμα της πατουσας απο γατα ενω κοιμασαι,παιζει να ειναι οτι πιο ενοχλητικο μπορει να σου κατσει ποτε...πραγματικα,σπαει αρχιδια.

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πονάει κιόλας....

αλλά είναι καλή υπενθύμιση ότι πρέπει να της κόψεις τα νύχια :dfinger:

kinito den kleinoume pote, oikogeniakos. [ektos apo kapoies spanies periptoseis otan kanonizoume pesimata, tromokratika xtipimata, apagoges pou vgazoume mpataries klp]

k stin loukritia den xriazete na tis kovoume ta nixia vasika.
ta limarei aneta ston kanape

Εχει παει καποιος απο δω μέσα BRUTAL ASSAULT Τσεχία? Αν ναι πειτε τι να προσεχουμε κ γενικα πειτε :P

Τις κακές παρέες και τα ναρκωτικά.

ta kana ta tattoo.
edw 8elw na tonisw pws kikloforousa san tin treli :headbang: me zelatina sto xeri apo ton agkona mexri ton karpo alla k me xirourgika gantia gia ta alla pou einai konta sta daxtila.

k fisika -se auti tin katastasi- eida osous den exw dei toso kairo

mhn postareis pix.

nai re xtikio giati an apofasisw na anevasw pix 8a perimenw tin adeia sou
:moutza:

κάνω δήλωση-αν ανεβαστούν πιξ,κάνω post αποχώρησης και τα λοιπά.

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Originally Posted by ~ladykiller~

ta kana ta tattoo.
edw 8elw na tonisw pws kikloforousa san tin treli :headbang: me zelatina sto xeri apo ton agkona mexri ton karpo alla k me xirourgika gantia gia ta alla pou einai konta sta daxtila.

k fisika -se auti tin katastasi- eida osous den exw dei toso kairo

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εισαι και κεφαλας,μια συμβουλη σου δωσαμε και την εγραψες στην μουνα σου (:puke:)

θεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεες κοψιιιιδια;
γιαπ γιαπ γιαπ γιαααπ
θεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεες παϊδια;;;
γιαπ γιαπ γιαπ γιαπ
μπες κατευθειαν στο ψητο!
χουουου!!

:mrgreen:

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Originally Posted by nikolasfluxus

κάνω δήλωση-αν ανεβαστούν πιξ,κάνω post αποχώρησης και τα λοιπά.

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απαιτώ τώρα φωτογραφίες από τα τατού, με ή χωρίς ζελατίνα.

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Originally Posted by Razor

εισαι και κεφαλας,μια συμβουλη σου δωσαμε και την εγραψες στην μουνα σου (:puke:)

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re mlk ipame den ipirxe 8ema epi autou. den me vlepei o ilios, afou!

Razor έχω δώσει σαφείς οδηγίες στο Σολούσιον για το dress code της επόμενης βδομάδας. Μη με απογοητεύσεις γιατί θα απογοητευτώ.

Ένα περιστέρι (δεκαοχτούρα τελοσπάντων) μόλις έχεσε τη βεράντα μου. ΟΚ, το έχει ξανακάνει, αλλά άλλο να το βλέπεις live.

Προτείνετε δραστικά μέτρα.

Έχω κατεβασμένες τέντες και πρέπει να κάνουν μανούβρα τα περιστέρια για να προσεγγίσουν τη βεράντα. Και την κάνουν τα γαμημένα.

Μη πείτε για κρεμασμένα σιντί και μαλακίες.

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Originally Posted by Amnesiac.

Ένα περιστέρι (δεκαοχτούρα τελοσπάντων) μόλις έχεσε τη βεράντα μου. ΟΚ, το έχει ξανακάνει, αλλά άλλο να το βλέπεις live.

Προτείνετε δραστικά μέτρα.

Έχω κατεβασμένες τέντες και πρέπει να κάνουν μανούβρα τα περιστέρια για να προσεγγίσουν τη βεράντα. Και την κάνουν τα γαμημένα.

Μη πείτε για κρεμασμένα σιντί και μαλακίες.

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Διάβασα "έπεσε στη βεράντα μου" και θυμήθηκα τότε, που στη δικιά μου είχε πέσει ένα ψόφιο σπουργίτι. Είχε μείνει εκεί για κάνα δίμηνο, μέχρι να σαπίσει.

Kαι γιατί οχι κρεμασμένα cd?? Αφου πιάνει.

1. Γιατί είναι εντελώς αντιαισθητικό.
2. Γιατί και στη δουλειά έχουν βάλει και γίνεται της πουτάνας από περιστερόσκατα. Είμαι σίγουρος ότι αν μπορούσαν θα κάθονταν και πάνω στα σιντί για να χέσουν.