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molis postarw kleidwste to. eimai kai apo thn tainia se katastash anexelegth alla eida kai auto kai edese to gluko

apla apolauste


Who is
Πλήρες όνομα: Νιλς Ερικ Ματίας Μπιέρσμιρ
Παρατσούκλια: "Μπιερς", "Μπιέρσα"
Ημερομηνία Γέννησης: 3 Ιανουαρίου 1986
Τόπος Γέννησης: Χέστρα, Σουηδία
Υψος: 1.86
Προηγούμενες ομάδες: Χουσκβάρνα, Γκέτεμποργκ
Ο δυσκολότερος επιθετικός που έχει αντιμετωπίσει: Χένρικ Λάρσον
Αγαπημένη αγγλική ομάδα: Μάντσεστερ Γ.
Αγαπημένη ιταλική ομάδα: Μίλαν
Αγαπημένη ισπανική ομάδα: Ρεάλ Μαδρίτης
Ποδοσφαιρικά του είδωλα: Ερικ Καντονά, Ρονάλντο
Αγαπημένος τόπος διακοπών: Ταϋλάνδη
Αγαπημένος ηθοποιός: Μπρους Ουϊλις
Αγαπημένος τραγουδιστής: A-Kon











gennhuhke sth xestra re malakes


sth xestra


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h phgh einai to contra.gr de lew malakies

ρε την κουραδα

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Originally Posted by 00i00

ρε την κουραδα

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malaka den to xa skeftei

katalaves poso megalo post ekanes?
se agapw

skatoperioxi, gemati kwlogeitonies.ti na peis...

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Originally Posted by BURNIN AMBITION

gennhuhke sth xestra re malakes


sth xestra

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Siga re. Pws kaneis etsi. Edw alloi genithikan apo to mouni ths manas tous.

ena sas lew
diavaza to thread gia tis metafraseis tainwn, kai se sunduasmo me to shithole, to olo thread apogeiwnetai

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Originally Posted by BURNIN AMBITION

gennhuhke sth xestra re malakes


sth xestra

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Siga re. Pws kaneis etsi. Edw alloi genithikan apo to mouni ths manas tous.

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King Missile III - 07 the miracle of childbirth [2003 - psychopathology of everyday life]

(spoken)
Your father fucked your mother. At least once, your father and your mother were in bed, and your father got a hard-on, and he stuck it inside your mother and they fucked. Sometimes maybe your father fucked your mother in the ass, and maybe on the night that you were conceived maybe they did that, before or after, or maybe they didn't, maybe your father never fucked your mother's ass, but on the night that you were conceived, one thing is certain: your father fucked your mother in her cunt.

Maybe your mother sucked your father's dick first, and maybe your father ate your mother's pussy. Maybe your father sucked your mother's clit while sticking a finger or two up your mother's slit until she got really wet. Maybe he got his whole hand up there. If you have older brothers or sisters, then your father probably could have gotten his whole hand up there. If not, then maybe not. But at some point, your mother was wet and loose enough to accommodate your father, and they fucked.

Maybe they did it doggy-style. Maybe your mother got on top of your father. Maybe your parents liked to talk dirty to each other when they were fucking.

Maybe your mother screamed, 'Oh daddy. Oh daddy. Fuck me, daddy, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,' and then maybe your daddy shouted, 'Here it comes! Here it comes! Get ready, bitch, here I come,' and then maybe your mother said, 'Come in me, come in me, come in me! Oh yeah, baby, fuck your mommy, fuck your momma's sweet pussy, oh yeah, daddy, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.'

Or maybe they were very quiet.

But at any rate, eventually your father came and his sperm shot out of his dick and it went up your mother's cunt and it fertilized her egg and that was you. That was you in your mother's womb, growing like a virus for nine months, making your mother fatter and fatter, making her sick, making her vomit, making her hate your father for doing this to her, making her hate you, this thing inside of her, like a virus, growing and sucking, like a leech attached to her, sucking her blood, drinking her like a vampire fetus, growing and sucking and growing and sucking until one day you want out, and you burst through the snotty membrane and you pop out of your mother's cunt all covered with blood, and a bloody umbilical cord still attaches you to the inside of your mother somewhere 'til someone snips it off and you are severed. You are a separate being.

This is the miracle of childbirth. To some, it is proof that there is a God.

Now after you were born, maybe you sucked milk out of your mother's tit. Maybe your father wiped the shit off your shitty ass. I don't know. You'll have to ask them. But that is basically the way people are born. In a nutshell, that is it. Unless you were a test tube baby, which you weren't, so just face it: your father fucked your mother, and the next time you're fucking somebody, just try to keep that in mind.

(sung ad-libs, including the following)
Miracle
Miracle

Fuck me, daddy, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me

Here I come
Here I come
Get ready, bitch, here I come

Miracle
Miracle
Miracle
Miracle
Miracle

Oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy

Miracle

best emetiko burnin post ever

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gennhuhke sth xestra re malakes


sth xestra

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Siga re. Pws kaneis etsi. Edw alloi genithikan apo to mouni ths manas tous.

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χαχαχαχαχ


οσο για το αρχικο ποστ. χαχα. χαχα. χαχα. χαχα. χαχ. ενταξει τωρα;

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Τόπος Γέννησης: Χέστρα, Σουηδία

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Πόσο πιο μπροστά! :toilet:

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Πόσο πιο μπροστά! :toilet:

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αυτο το χω ποσταρει στο αθλετικς εδω και καμια βδομαδα :P

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Originally Posted by freak brother

αυτο το χω ποσταρει στο αθλετικς εδω και καμια βδομαδα :P

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ara esu eisai o emetos prin ton emeto e

porwsou
lol