The dragon, the princess in the tower and Metal

[Vic]

den kserw an to exei dei kaneis sas, pantws to diavasa shmera kai to vrhka THEIKO!


HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

[Kveldssanger]

Μερικά είναι θεϊκά...

[jimid]

eidika to progressive :lol:

[katwrimos]

kalo einai

theiko oxi, ektos an den exete dei pota black adder

[Kveldssanger]

Τιναυτό? Κυκλοφορεί και εκτός Σουηδίας?

[Raven Lord]

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist




αχαχαχαχαχχχχαχαχαχαχχαχχαχαχαχ ... όταν τα λέω εγώ :P

[The Nerd]

Τιναυτό? Κυκλοφορεί και εκτός Σουηδίας?

Aggliko einai kai paizei o Rowan Atkinson (o gnwstos se oloys Mr Bean) kai to edeixne pio palia to Seven X.

[Kveldssanger]

Δε ρωτούσα σοβαρά :?

[freak brother]

souhdia loipon!

[TheHeartcollector]

To DOOM einai ola ta lefta! :lol: :lol:

[Coroner]

Gamw ta gelia.

[ConJoined Thighs]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[desosav]

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist




αχαχαχαχαχχχχαχαχαχαχχαχχαχαχαχ ... όταν τα λέω εγώ :P

:rofl: :rofl: kai ego ta leo alla den me akouei kanis!

[cloud]

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick

\m/
γι'αυτό ακούς κι εσύ πολύ thrash ε? :P

[Stormtrooper]

Να προσθέσω μια δικιά μου εκδοχή;;;;

EPIC METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a magic sword of his grandfather, escapes from the princess because she had a Sex Pistols LP and then he makes love with the dragon under the moonlight.

[Vic]

dyo prosthikes pou molis petyxa:

BATTLE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

...kai ola ta lefta:
TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL: The protagonist doesn't show up to fight the dragon.

[Blindgeo]

Troo Kvlt Black Metal ola ta lefta! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[VirusXI]

EPIC METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a magic sword of his grandfather, escapes from the princess because she had a Sex Pistols LP and then he makes love with the dragon under the moonlight.


BATTLE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL: The protagonist doesn't show up to fight the dragon.


:dfinger:

[Meyaleleth]

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist



AXAXAXXAXAXAXAXAAAAAAAAXAAX

[When Black Roses Bloom]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA EPOSH

[Kain]

ΑΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΧΧΧ

[Kingdom Gone]

δεν είναι και πολύ αστείο.

[Blindgeo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ghoul]

hahahahahahahaahah

[_UnHoLyMaRtYr_]

δεν είναι και πολύ αστείο.