rockavlon
25-09-2004, 17:07
o thin lizzzy sleazy borden ta spaei ..... GAMAEI GANTZAROTZES, BRIDES, EIDIKA TO VR TO XYNEI STH MAPA !!!!
GAMATH LA PAPARGIA !!!!
otan stamathsw tha grapsw kai mia kritikh...
oristeee !!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002IQKJA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
STARWOOD – “If It Ain’t Broke, Break It!”
(Metal Blade Records)
Running Time : 33:02
Well, they say that good time Rock’N’Roll is back. I have yet to see it, I mean none of the bands that play this blend has yet, had a No1, on both sides of the Atlantic, but, who knows. Instead we get, whiny cunts, gangsta wankstas, bootie shaking biatches etc etc…
Fucking boring and contrived. Anyway, the past year has seen the meteoric rise of acts such as, ‘THE DARKNESS’ and the ‘BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION’, STARWOOD are the bastard sons of those bands. Simple, 70s style goodtime RNR, glamy, sleazy and filthy, catchy, full of simple hooks and driving rythms, with inane lyrics and attitude that kicks ya in the face. TREX, CHEAP TRICK, KISS, AERO, early GUNS and TWISTED SISTER, HANOI ROCKS, ya betchya! Mr, whiny camel cunt, Weiland, eat yer heart out, this walks all over your shiny million selling POTATO!!! Please pull a cobain on us - or OD... soon.
It’s shorter, than Tommy lee’s dick, but if it was a minute longer, tears might have filled your eyes. Actually I ‘m talking shite. There should have been more songs….. but hey, we 'll have to make do. Who gives a fuck anyway. Certainly not I, being in RNR heaven. Mr Steals supplies some nice harmonies, riffola that kills and solos that are spot on. Marten Andersson and Joey Scott supply the infectious grooves and good old Mr. Thin Lizzy Sleazy Borden, plays some guitarts, apart from being the STAR of the show, delivering a vocal attack that is horny, porny and memorable as fuck. Bottomline ?! They got the Songs, that rock and that’s what sets them apart from a million other bands that try too hard, but end up just being beyond boring. I could easily pick up the awesome opener ‘Subculture’, the infectious “Won’t Back down”, the “Too-good-for-words” and fucking tongue-in-ass-cheek “All my girlfriends have boyfriends”, the punky ‘Social Zero’ and the title track., the . The others four songs are just as good
LIZZY and co – deliver some hot and nasty Rock ‘n Roll. They have the balls, the songs and the attitude. They got that fucking “Star Quality” that has been sorely missing from bands since the early nineties. “Rock Ain’t Dead” as HEAVY PETTIN would put it, mutha! Damn right it ain’t and it’s not gonna go away with releases like this. GET THIS ALBUM NOW AND PLAY IT ON 11. COS THIS FUCKIN’ ALBUM ROCKS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!
5/6
GAMATH LA PAPARGIA !!!!
otan stamathsw tha grapsw kai mia kritikh...
oristeee !!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002IQKJA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
STARWOOD – “If It Ain’t Broke, Break It!”
(Metal Blade Records)
Running Time : 33:02
Well, they say that good time Rock’N’Roll is back. I have yet to see it, I mean none of the bands that play this blend has yet, had a No1, on both sides of the Atlantic, but, who knows. Instead we get, whiny cunts, gangsta wankstas, bootie shaking biatches etc etc…
Fucking boring and contrived. Anyway, the past year has seen the meteoric rise of acts such as, ‘THE DARKNESS’ and the ‘BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION’, STARWOOD are the bastard sons of those bands. Simple, 70s style goodtime RNR, glamy, sleazy and filthy, catchy, full of simple hooks and driving rythms, with inane lyrics and attitude that kicks ya in the face. TREX, CHEAP TRICK, KISS, AERO, early GUNS and TWISTED SISTER, HANOI ROCKS, ya betchya! Mr, whiny camel cunt, Weiland, eat yer heart out, this walks all over your shiny million selling POTATO!!! Please pull a cobain on us - or OD... soon.
It’s shorter, than Tommy lee’s dick, but if it was a minute longer, tears might have filled your eyes. Actually I ‘m talking shite. There should have been more songs….. but hey, we 'll have to make do. Who gives a fuck anyway. Certainly not I, being in RNR heaven. Mr Steals supplies some nice harmonies, riffola that kills and solos that are spot on. Marten Andersson and Joey Scott supply the infectious grooves and good old Mr. Thin Lizzy Sleazy Borden, plays some guitarts, apart from being the STAR of the show, delivering a vocal attack that is horny, porny and memorable as fuck. Bottomline ?! They got the Songs, that rock and that’s what sets them apart from a million other bands that try too hard, but end up just being beyond boring. I could easily pick up the awesome opener ‘Subculture’, the infectious “Won’t Back down”, the “Too-good-for-words” and fucking tongue-in-ass-cheek “All my girlfriends have boyfriends”, the punky ‘Social Zero’ and the title track., the . The others four songs are just as good
LIZZY and co – deliver some hot and nasty Rock ‘n Roll. They have the balls, the songs and the attitude. They got that fucking “Star Quality” that has been sorely missing from bands since the early nineties. “Rock Ain’t Dead” as HEAVY PETTIN would put it, mutha! Damn right it ain’t and it’s not gonna go away with releases like this. GET THIS ALBUM NOW AND PLAY IT ON 11. COS THIS FUCKIN’ ALBUM ROCKS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!
5/6