Da Ali G Show

[ManWhoSoldTheWorld]

Oxi i tainia. Den tin exw dei. To show.
De kserw posoi eixate tin tixi na to parakolouthisete stin agglia (i stin ameriki) omws einai apistefto. O ali g einai gnwsti fatsa ( o dj apo to video clip tis madona Music). sto show tou ipodietai ton xazouli dimosiografo pou kanei olo sovares sizitiseis alla me tis erwtiseis tou fernei ton kosmo se amixania. Ipodietai treis xaraktires, ton Ali G pou einai o dimosiografos metanastis stin agglia , ton THEO Borat pou einai o dimosiografos apo to kazakstan kai exei paei stin agglia apestalmenos gia na kanei reportaz gia ta ethima, kai ton THEO Bruno pou einai enas Gay aYstriakos dimosiografos pou paei se diafora meri kai kanei erwtiseis gia tous gay. An exete kazaa katevaste ena file pou legetai Best of Borat,i telos pantwn otidipote vreite apo Ali G . Tha pethanete. Apo ta gelia.

[Gabriel]

Me seira theikothtas....

BRUNO (numero uno)

Borat

kai telos epeidh ton exw brethei ligo

Ali G (Aiiiii)

Alla top o Bruno. Erwthseis Bruno:

Se gkomena, it-girl "Is it better to be an 'it' girl rather than a 'that' girl?"

Se sxediasth modas: "Hitler, Saddam, Stalin, what do they all have in common? ... Moustaches."

:worship:

[ManWhoSoldTheWorld]

diefkrinise ti einai to it girl omws.

[Gabriel]

'it' girl ...typisa poy to mono poy kanei paei se parties kai tetoia. 'it' me thn ennoia toy antikeimenoy/she's 'it' gia to party. Kapws etsi. Prepei na katalabaineis.

Edit:

Moy irthan kai alla Bruno. Pianei sxediastes kai toys rwta se mia erwthsh kati entelws dhthen p.x. "Is black a taste of the future?" Kai na leei o allos "Nai, nai" me entelws shthen eskhghseis kai meta na ton rwta "SO you would say that black is, like, retro?" kai na synexizei pali o allos, na antifaskei pantoy. Entelws xasimo einai o Bruno.

[Eric Theodore Cartman]

Sacha Baron Cohen einai megistos theos!
Einai pragmatika paneksypnos (apofoitos Oxford uni, an leei tipotis).
Rulz :D

Kai h tainia gamei omoiws.

[freak brother]

apla proskynw...


EIDIKA BORAT :D

genika theos theos theos...
ola ta lefta h sunenteuxh me becham kai victoria ...

[rockavlon]

kai i tainia gamebei

[Kingdom Gone]

Έχω δει την ταινία και είναι για τον πέο καβάλα. Πάτος. Μηδέν και πολλά μαζί που λέει ο Station.

[rockavlon]

den exeis xioumor, eisai pio thliberos ki apo th diskografia twn anathema me twn katatonia mazi. mazi me psilokommena cold meat industry kai tin trabelw ann pws th lene me to ensemble of shadows.

kala ola talefta i enteuksi me becham sto show

[Ramshackle Man]

Oute kai mena mou arese i tainia re, telios athlia itan. Afto pu axizei ston Ali G ine i ikanotita tou na geloiopoiei aftous pu pairnei sinentefxi, i tainia den ihe oute deigma apo kati tetoio, karaemporikla itan gia na poulisei sto meso Agglaki...

Ta TV shows ine apeiros kalitera, thimamai otan ihe protoemfanistei pro 4etias, 5etias sto 11 o' clock show, o tipos itan pragmatika fovera anatreptikos... To teleftaio pu ida itan afto pu ihe paei se US, an kai den itan ola ta interviews petihimena, merika prokalousan gelio mehri dakrion apo tin adinamia ton interviewees na katalavoun poso hontra tous doulevei o Ali G!

[ManWhoSoldTheWorld]

einai apla apisteftos.eidika o borat einai kai simpathis ston sinomiliti opote de borei kaneis na tou pei tipota.

se mia diadilosi kata tou kinigiou forouse mia konkarda apo ena sillogo gia to kinigi arkoudwn.

filozwi "You Kill Bears!You are evil!You shouldnt be here because we love the animals"

borat : "I love the animals too!"

filozwi" So why do you kill them?"

borat:"For fun!"

[Tonosalata]

emena pantws naoum maresei k h tainia k to show


ok eimai gnwstos kakogoustos.

[Gabriel]

Ta TV shows ine apeiros kalitera, thimamai otan ihe protoemfanistei pro 4etias, 5etias sto 11 o' clock show, o tipos itan pragmatika fovera anatreptikos...

Re sy (apisteyto...11 o'clock show :D :D ) , an htan sto show milame gia poly pio palia sigoyra...6 xronia isws....

Btw, to ksereis oti apo kei ksekinhse kai o Gervais (The Office) ws ekswterikos reporter?

Ti moy thymises.....Ax, ax!! :D

[rockavlon]

malaka gabriel exei poly kult avatar... Tom baker, ah apo fetos KSANA STO BBC gia na doume ti tha doume.

[Gabriel]

Ο Tom gamaei. Apla. :dfinger:

[Ramshackle Man]

[quote="Ramshackle Man":2h7w9o9x]

Btw, to ksereis oti apo kei ksekinhse kai o Gervais (The Office) ws ekswterikos reporter?

Ti moy thymises.....Ax, ax!! :D[/quote:2h7w9o9x]

Nai, nai, o Gervais evgaine kai elege kati kria asteia pou kai pou, me tipota den mporusa ekeini tin epohi na fantasto pos o tipos tha eftiahne kati toso theiko opos to The Office (kaliteri komiki sira tis teleftaias dekaetias IMO)!

[After Dark]

Sth seira einai mia xara.Sthn tainia ta panta einai ATHLIA.

[Gabriel]

Nai, nai, o Gervais evgaine kai elege kati kria asteia pou kai pou, me tipota den mporusa ekeini tin epohi na fantasto pos o tipos tha eftiahne kati toso theiko opos to The Office (kaliteri komiki sira tis teleftaias dekaetias IMO)!

Eykola! Edeikse xthes epanalhpsh to BBC2 to Christmas Special poy den to eixa dei. 1 1/2 wra. Apolaysh.

[Ramshackle Man]

Gamoto den eho dei ta Xmas specials pu vgikan fetos kathos den imoun Agglia... Mipos xerei pote vgainoun se DVD afta? Ta dio prota series ta eho agorasei edo kai kairo...

[Gabriel]

To brhka sto Amazon

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASI ... 47-5172407 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001WHUFK/qid=1094574193/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_11_1/026-2997547-5172407)

[dead]

ALI G OWNAGE.

se opoion en aresei dwraki ban

[Angrafan]

'it' girl ...typisa poy to mono poy kanei paei se parties kai tetoia. 'it' me thn ennoia toy antikeimenoy/she's 'it' gia to party. Kapws etsi. Prepei na katalabaineis.

Edit:

Moy irthan kai alla Bruno. Pianei sxediastes kai toys rwta se mia erwthsh kati entelws dhthen p.x. "Is black a taste of the future?" Kai na leei o allos "Nai, nai" me entelws shthen eskhghseis kai meta na ton rwta "SO you would say that black is, like, retro?" kai na synexizei pali o allos, na antifaskei pantoy. Entelws xasimo einai o Bruno.


xaxaxaa afto to exw dei kai egw, kanei synexeia tetoies erwthseis sth gomena, tou styl " the show was very heavy, dragging you down to to the floor" h sxediastria na apantaei " yes that's what i wanted to do" kai meta apo ligo leei o bruno "the show was very light, taking you to the clouds" kai fysika h ilithia sxediastria den pire xampari tipota kai symfwnhse.

afou ths ekane kamia 10 aria tetoies erwthseis pou h mia anairouse thn allh petaei to theiko "what do you think about inconsistency?"

[Medusa]

ton eblepa sto germaniko Viva. den kserw an paizei akomh.

eixe thn plaka toy (eidika o typos apo to kazakstan) alla moy thn espage to ntysimo toy sto studio. ton xarakthra me ta reportage me toys gay den to 8ymamai ka8olou. mhpws eishx8h stous teleytaious kyklous? :? periego na mhn to 8ymamai :evil:

[The Nerd]

O gay htane 8eos, thn epefte se olon ton kosmo (including topiko proedarxh ths NRA :rofl: ), o kazakhstan gamoyse, o wannabe araphs 8elei kremala (ta asteia toy oti einai kai kala xazos, den eimai homo ktl koyrazoyn meta apo ligo kai oi atakes toys einai gia xasiklwmenoys araves ...)

[Vic]

theos.-

kai h tainia gamei. Apla thelei na mpeis sto nohma kai fysika na exeis zhsei kai tous agglous...

[symposium_lexotanil]

ali keith xynei sti mouri ali g xoris na milisei kan

[freak brother]

ta gamhse pali ola o ali g
oi atakes pou eipe sta mtv awards

Borat at the MTV Europe Awards 2005
Introduction to the show

"Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest."



Following Madonna's performance

"That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away."



Introducing Coldplay

"Next is one of the most famous bands in the world. We all love very much. Please enjoy... Green Day!"



Introducing The Pussy Cat Dolls

"Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls."



After introducing Akon

(Borat whispers to little Kazkhstani child), "quick Akon's on stage, dressing room 8. See what you can take."



Introduction to Gorillaz

"There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."



Introducing Green Day

(Borat is dressed in a very revealing wrestling lycra costume), "Hello it is me, Freddy Mercury. I joking, he die of AIDS. It me Borat, I not a la la loo lee. The only sex disease I ever have is gonoreah. 15 times! The ladies like Borat! Now please welcome Coldplay."



Chatting to co-presenter Brittany Murphy

"Very nice. Whah whah we whah! I imagine you with no clothes. Borat is getting fat."



At the press conference

"My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens." "If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira."

"I look forward to meeting Jennifer Rush, Level 42 and Terence Trent D'Arbay," "Oh and the Thompson Twins."



In interview with the BBC

"My retard brother Vilo is not able to come as he is retarded and his cage would not fit on the plane."

"Unfortunately my wife was unable to leave Kazakhstan as she is a woman... this is a good news, she is a boring. High Five!!!"

"We celebrate with a men's only party in my hotel room where we will play ping pong, wrestle totally nude and shoot dogs from the balcony."


To finish the show

"To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes."


http://www.borat.tv/

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deniz]

http://www.bestwarez.ru/uploads/posts/1155676086_ali_g_indahouse.jpg


http://rapidshare.de/files/31713100/Ali.G.InDaHouse.DVDRip.DivX-ang3l.part1.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/31750984/Ali.G.InDaHouse.DVDRip.DivX-ang3l.part2.rar.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/31734865/Ali.G.InDaHouse.DVDRip.DivX-ang3l.part3.rar.html


Password: www.greekwarez.com (http://www.greekwarez.com)

Με ελληνικούς υπότιτλους..aaaaiiiight?? :P

[Phantom Duck]

Λοιπόν, σε αγαπώ βρε πούστη :D

[sabbattack]

katw ta xeria apo ton deniz egw tou exw taksei gamo! Deniz se paok.

\m/

[Deniz]

You stay away from me ass lougres..aaaiiiggghhhtttttt???Fo real..!!

[Deniz]

Διάφορα videos από Borat.... :worship: :worship:

http://rapidshare.de/files/37514598/Bor ... c.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37514598/Borat_-_S02E03_-_Guide_to_Country_Music.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37514808/Bor ... a.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37514808/Borat_-_Borats_Guide_to_America.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515006/Bor ... a.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515006/Borat_-_In_america.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515212/Da_ ... I.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515212/Da_Ali_G_Show_-_FBI.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515386/Da_ ... s.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515386/Da_Ali_G_Show_-_dangerous_weapons.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515580/Da_ ... s.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515580/Da_Ali_G_Show_-_dangerous_drugs.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515650/Bor ... _.WMV.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515650/Borat_On_Conan_O_Brien__7-14-04_.WMV.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515757/Bor ... h.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515757/Borat_-_Episode_06_-_The_South.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515781/Da_ ... e.mpg.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515781/Da_Ali_G_Show_-_Borat_s_Guide_to_Britain_-_Cambridge.mpg.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515801/Ali ... t.asf.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515801/Ali_G_Show_-_The_Best_Of_Borat.asf.html)
http://rapidshare.de/files/37515815/Bor ... g.avi.html (http://rapidshare.de/files/37515815/Borat_-_Acting.avi.html)


Η ταινία πότε βγαίνει..? :P

[HAVOC]

BORAT
KΩΜΩΔΙΑ - Πρεμιέρα: Πέμπτη, 9 Νοεμβρίου 2006
Ο πιο εξωφρενικός ρεπόρτερ του Καζακστάν, ο Μπόρατ, έρχεται στη μεγάλη οθόνη με μια ξεκαρδιστική ταινία. Πρόκειται για έναν από τους τρεις βασικούς χαρακτήρες που υποδύεται ο βρετανός κωμικός Ali G στο πασίγνωστο τηλεοπτικό σόου του "Da Ali G Show". Με τη χαρακτηριστική εκκεντρική του συμπεριφορά, ο Μπόρατ, δημοσιογράφος σε τηλεοπτικό κανάλι...

villagecinemas

3/11 Αμερική και μια βδομάδα μετά σε εμάς είναι μια χαρά...

[Deniz]

Ωραία..την άλλη βδομάδα πάμε cinema δηλαδή.. :D

[Phantom Duck]

Και δεγκανονίζουμε ένα ηαρ μήτινγκ να πάμε να το δούμε όλοι μαζί σαν ζευγαράκια;!

[Angrafan]

YEKSEMESCH~!

[sabbattack]

Και δεγκανονίζουμε ένα ηαρ μήτινγκ να πάμε να το δούμε όλοι μαζί σαν ζευγαράκια;!

oti eipe o tassoulhs

[Angrafan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYzO57p9_M0&NR

ta spaw

[Bullet]

ρε ,το μπορατ δε μουβι τοχει βρει κανεις για κατέβασμα?

[Angrafan]

mono cam, opote den mpainw ston kopo

[Bullet]

i c