ATAKES!

[4vatar 0f Death]

eipa na kanw ena thread pou den 8a exei teliwmo....

Loipon xwste edw tis agaphmenes sas atakes...

apo TV, tainies ,Cartoun , Comix, Real-Life, RPg, oti na 'ne!


arxizw...
"There is a dead man in the basement!" "It's okay sweet heart, we killed him!" - Arseniko kai palia dantela :headbang2:

"Cartman thats the stupidest thing you ever said this week!" -Kyle

"A re na 'xame kai mia pasta twra!" -Gousgounis epi to ergon

"Ow my God!" "Well i guess I am! wuf,wuf!" - Blackadder

"Did you read my Love letter?" "If it was yours, I blew it up." -Full Metal Panic? fumoffu.

"Kataramene! Fae ta makaronia sou!" - Kabamaru

"There once was a Cat that lived 1000000 lives with 1000000 masters that never liked him. So once he desided to live free. Then he met a female street cat that he loved and lived together with her. When she died he cried 1000000 times and then he died..." "That's a nice story.." "No I hate cats.." - Cowboy Bepop



Kai oi 8eoi:
"I fart in your general direction!"

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

"Now Mr Jonson has given us a real puzzler he may be hidding in any of those 3 bushes..." BAOWM...BAOWM...BAOWM. AAAAAAAAA! ..."He was hidding in the middle one!"

"There is nothing more dangerous thn a wounded mosquito!"

"What do do if someone attacks you whith a banana:... first you shot him!" PAW! AAA! " then you take the banana thus disarming him, and then you eat the banana, thus gaining various vitamins and a healthy life..."

"American beer is like sex in a canoe!..... fucking close to water."

[freak brother]

h xontrh sto the kopanoi kunhgaei ton leze

ataka:xeli .. olo mou glustras..

[AcidBath]

"ayto einai ena gay topic" -Agnwstos.

[dead]

h xontrh sto the kopanoi kunhgaei ton leze

ataka:xeli .. olo mou glustras..

oute ena signature den boreis na valeis :P

[progvamp]

"Do bears bear?", "Do bees, bee?", "Do ducks, duck?" Bruce Willis (As David Addison in Moonlighting)

"I don't give a flying fig about it.." Cybil Shepherd (As Maddie Hayz in Moonlighting)

Kai genika to Moonlighting exei gamw tis atakes! Akseperasto, anepanalhpto!

[freak brother]

:midfinger:

mounakia kai zombie ti allo thes?

[Stormtrooper]

Tis Ellados ta Paidia:

Kakalos:"Na pesei to binteo..." kai 'keini ti stigmi peftei ena binteo sto plano

Kakalos:"E3w apo'dw sixameri sarantapodarousa, me ahdiases!"
Xlapatsas:"Eyxaristw gia ta kala sas logia kyrie dioikita!"

Xlapatsas:"8a sas dei3w egw. 8a deite ti 8a pa8etai!"

Fillipidis pou ekane ton ypartato antra Ntano Aygousti: "Santre!"

kai toooosa alla!


Apo Aparadektous:

Spyros:"Ti egine re paidia?????"

Xalakatebakis:"8a sas peta3w e3w!"


Bariemai na grafw...

[wraithmare]

-Αν κάτι είναι να πάει στραβα, θα πάει...
-....με τον χειρότερο τρόπο...
-...και δεν θα μπορεί να διορθωθεί με τίποτα.

-Προσπαθώντας να πιάσεις το σφυρί που θες την πιο κρίσιμη στιγμή για μια κατασκευή θα το ρίξεις απο τον πάγκο εργασίας και θα κυλήσει στην πιο σκοτεινή και απλησίαστη άκρη του εργαστηρίου, αφού πρώτα πέσει στο μεγάλο δάκτυλο του ποδιού σου.

-Η διαφορά μεταξύ ενός πράγματος που ενδέχεται να πάει στραβά και ενός που ΔΕΝ μπορεί με τίποτα να πάει στραβα είναι ότι αν το τελευταίο πάει τελικά στραβα, δεν υπάρχει κανένας τρόπος να διορθωθεί.

-Pussy is pussy.... -Stiffler, screwing an old woman in American Pie 3

FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
-Σε συλλαμβάνω ως πολίτης!
-Η σπηλιά είναι ασφαλής, η αρκούδα είναι σε χειμερία νάρκη...
-Ποια πριζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζ
-Ποιο σκαλοπατ -πατ -πατ -πατ

[Stormtrooper]

Angrafan: "Forum ston psilo"

[president]

Prez:eiste oloi gia to mpoutso[/b]

[Stormtrooper]

Prez:eiste oloi gia to mpoutso[/b]

Sou'xw idea gia topic Prez... Na sti steilw PM? :P

[IrDA]

apo asterix (stous Norbhgous or woteva) :

- Ma ton Odin
- Ma ton Thor
- Ma ti mou les ...



Den mou rxetai kana allo ...

[Raven Lord]

"καλύτερα δε γίνεται" τζακ νίκολσον με μια γραμματέα:
Γ.: Μα πώς γράφετε τόσο καλά για τις γυναίκες?
Τζ.Ν.: Σκέφτομαι έναν άντρα και αφαιρώ όλη τη λογική και την υπευθυνότητα...

:P

[IrDA]

nickolson rulez

[wraithmare]

"Τιμή και δόξα στη χώρα που γεννάει ήρωες, ντροπή στη χώρα που τους χρειάζεται" :rofl:

[Kain]

"καλύτερα δε γίνεται" τζακ νίκολσον με μια γραμματέα:
Γ.: Μα πώς γράφετε τόσο καλά για τις γυναίκες?
Τζ.Ν.: Σκέφτομαι έναν άντρα και αφαιρώ όλη τη λογική και την υπευθυνότητα...

:P

:worship:

[When Black Roses Bloom]

Aparadektoi:


-Spyros: 8ymamai mikros, htan ena paidi kai eixe ena pasteli sthn tseph tou, kai egw peinousa... kai, kai... to bouthksa to eklepsa....(dakrua)

-Blashs: E, siga kai egw otan hmoun 19 eixa boutiksei mia Yamaha...

[The_Painless]

Μία είναι Η ατάκα:
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and....
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [Pause.] These go to eleven. :worship: :worship:

Και το άλλο αρχιέπος:
[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano.]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like.... I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of —
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."

[ang69]

Καλημέρα Ζωή.

Διάλογος ανάμεσα σε Ταξίαρχο Λεβένταγα και κατηγορούμενο για φόνο:

- Και πώς βρέθηκες στο σημείο του φόνου;
- Έλαβα ένα τηλεφώνημα.
- Τι τηλεφώνημα;
- Ανώνυμο.
- Από ποιον;

[chris_boss]

Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.

[StationEleven]

SKYPSE EULOGHMENH

[morphine]

*insert chandler lines here*

[Angrafan]

*insert chandler lines here*

symfwnw apolyta me th morfiniara

[Kain]

chandler rulez :)

[president]

Welcome to the Zender zone!!!!! (apo tin yperparagwgi triple X) :rofl:

[Angrafan]

hahaha pou to thimithikes?

[When Black Roses Bloom]

president
Kammenos/h


Joined: 11 Oct 2003
Posts: 1244
Location: Aravantinou kai syntoma Maksimou
Posted: 29-04-2004 23:22 Post subject: Ti kanete me ta kakadia tis mitis afou tin ksisete? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

e?ti kanete?

[StationEleven]

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
opws kai
COME ON,DICK,DONT BE A DICK, DICK
kai einai 8eos kai einai tainiara :evil:
diesel gamw to mouni ths persefonis

[necropethamenos]

*insert chandler lines here*

:admin: :worship: :worship: :worship:

[Kain]

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Monica: The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

[DARKe]

i apopsis ine san tis kolotripides....
oli ehoun apo mia.


nomizo apo kalahan

[chris_boss]

"oles oi gunaikes einai poutanes" (anwnumos/dimotiko)

[Ingolemo]

Epos atakes :

Apo ta hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (1-3 kyriws) : OLA.-

Apo to Murder by death : Oles tou Peter Sellers.-

Epishs : "H logikh einai o poio sigouros tropos gia na ftaseis sto lathos sumperasma me apoluth vevaiothta" - nomos tou ???

Kai polla polla alla... Variemai na skeftomai twra.

:roll:

[Buddy Lackey]

xm kourash na skeftesai poies apo oles atakes exeis akousei ein oi theikoteres, apo tainies pou mou xoun karfothei:
12 monkeys (brad pitt ekei) kai fear and loathing in las vegas exoun APISTEFTES atakes mesa, kai fysika oles tou Tyler Durden sto "Fight Club" - vivlos kanonika.
kai ayti pou mou xei meinei apo 8misi tou fellini, se dialogo enos kardinaliou me ton kentriko hrwa :
hrwas: "giati na mhn mporw na eimai eytixismenos pater?"
kardinalios : " kai poios eipe oti erxomaste ston kosmo gia na eytixisoume?".
peripou
paizei na einai kai "kai poios eipe oti o skopos sou sthn zwh einai na eytixiseis?"
to piasate to nohma pantws
....

[Ghoul]

"Is that gasoline I smell?" - Eric Draven

merika klasika apto big lebowski:

(After showing him a clip from the porn movie starring Bunny)
Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
---------------------
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
---------------------
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
---------------------
kai to ypertato
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.
--------------------
The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
-------------------
The Stranger: One of those days, huh? A wiser feller than myself once said, 'sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.'

auta gia arxh :P

[saiko]

American Pie 3

Finch: Grandmotherfucker
Stifler: You are a motherfucker
Finch: Yes I am
Stifler: You son of a bitch...

[Phoebus]

Futurama, prwto episode, meta apo 1000 xronia se cryostasis o Fry ksypnaei sto etos 3000, kai blepei se ena aerostato(?) me fwteina grammata "HAPPY NEW YEAR 3000".

Fry: Wow... a million years.

[_UnHoLyMaRtYr_]

o gkouzgkouznis xynei th gkomena sto stoma, opote gyrnaei ayth kai ta ftynei... kai amesws:
"TI TA FTYNEIS MWRH, KOUKOUTSIA EXOUN?"

[totos571]

akroatis:kalispera giorgo
georgiou:ela file,gamas katholou?

[4vatar 0f Death]

"Now with points (0,1) (0,2) (0,3) we will make a triangle.." - ena 3eftila anime htan... den 8umame poio...

"kai mporw na sas diabebewsw gia prwth fora, meta apo 39 xronia, oti o arumos twn anergwn epese kai sta8eropoih8ike shmera sta 6.9 ek. anti twn 6.9 ek. pou htan ton maio tou 1941. auth h 8eamatikh ptwsh tou ari8mou twn anegwn eiani apotelesma ths meiwshs tou ari8mou twn xwrwn se auto to hmisferio, kai epeita sta arxidia mou! Sta arxidia mou thn kuriole3ia, kai epeia eseis oloi." - Edika :headbang:

"Meta apo peiramata pou ekana ston Morris..." "ti ton morris ton pontiko mou re! afou sou eipa mhn ton peira3eis! ti 8a faw twra ta xristougena?" "8a sas mageirepsw thn guneka tou." - Edika :rofl:

"Does Bill know about this?" - Toutsie... sto telos ths tainias...

"So to be an individual I have to bomb Perl habor!" - Southpark

[The_Painless]

Montako kuukautta vuodessa on?
Vuodessa on kaksitoista kuukautta.

Montako tietokonetta sinulla on?
Minulla on kolme tietokonetta.

Montako tuntia olet koulussa maanantaina?
Ε; Ε;

[Mitsmann]

Montako kuukautta vuodessa on?
Vuodessa on kaksitoista kuukautta.

Montako tietokonetta sinulla on?
Minulla on kolme tietokonetta.

Montako tuntia olet koulussa maanantaina?
Ε; Ε;


symfwnw an kai ta parales ligo sto telos.....den htan akribws etsi...

[The_Painless]

Koulussa olet seitseman tuntia maanantaina.

[StationEleven]

akroaths : o 8rylos gamaei o kokalhs einai 8eos hgeths,8yra 7 gia panta 8a ta paroume ola 8rylos ole
gewrgiou : file olympiakos eisai?
:rofl:

[When Black Roses Bloom]

Enas ekfwniths podosfairikwn agwnwn (den 8umamai poios):

KAI NAI KYRIES KAI KYRIOI, O RONALDO PERNEI THN MPALA KAI KSEXUNETAI SAN TON EMETO.....!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Phoebus]

Mayromaths...

kai san emetos ksexynetai sthn epithesh... ayta einai.

[StationEleven]

o idios
korner se pleonektikh 8esh

[_UnHoLyMaRtYr_]

kai gia osous exoun aspromaures thleoraseis, o mpatista einai o paikths me to mple sortsaki

[Phoebus]

hahaha proskynw

[_UnHoLyMaRtYr_]

epishs mayromaths :
k blepete sthn kerkides thn ronaldinia, pou deixnei ikanopoihmenh apo to dokari tou ronaldo

[Deggial]

"Και εδω ξαναβλεπουμε στο replay το φαουλ που ειναι πιο σκληρο αυτη τη φορα" (ναι, το ξαναγύρισαν για να φαίνεται καλύτερα στις κάμερες...)

"Ο Παναθηναικος κερδιζει ενα πλαγιο σε πλαγια θεση..."

[_UnHoLyMaRtYr_]

kala, an piasoume ayta pou exoun pei ekfwnhtes, to gamhsame...

...kai o zenden fytrwnei san alepou...

[Deggial]

Το αγαπημένο μου, αλλά δε θυμάμαι ποιός το είχε πει... "Ο σερβο-βόσνιος δίνει πάσα στον βόσνιο-βόσνιο..."

[katwrimos]

I
I
I
I
\/

[lost_icon]

thlefwnikh synomilia me enan gnwsto mou:

gnwstos:mlk thelw na agorasw ena dvd twn uriah heep kai edw sta xania den exei gmt.

lost_icon:ee ama aneveis athina phgaine metropolis,exei poly prama ekei.

gnwstos:exw ena filaraki athina kai tha tou pw na paei na koitaksei mhpws vrei tpt.

afta exthes.
------------------------------------------
shmera prin merika lepta:

gnwstos:ela re mlk telika tha paei ekeino to filaraki mou pou sou elega,alla den tha paei sto metropolis sthn panepisthniou alla sto paraptwma (pararthma) tou peiraia. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[VirusXI]

heahehaeh

SarafAtakes eggyhsh \m/

[alaiah]

Φρανκ Ντε Μπουρ... τώρα δίνει την μπάλα στον αδερφό του τον Ρόναλντ ντε Μπερ.....
-----------------------
Lois Einhorn: "Ventura! How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, thanks for asking"

[StationEleven]

fetos sth pentara pou fagame apo th matsestar ounitent o geros exei peta3ei ta 8eika "h real einai kaliterh apo ton panathinaiko allwste eionai fabori gia to cl" , "becham me th mpala" , "to sout....(enw h mpala paei dipla apo pasa kai o paixths synexizei na trexei...)"
kai alla 8eika

[morphine]

Lois Einhorn: "Ventura! How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, thanks for asking"

:worship:
an kai h eihorn leei "listen pet dick" kai oxi ventura
kai o ventura sunexizei legontas "hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? Alrighty then"

/me fangirl

[4vatar 0f Death]

gia na timisoume to spiti mas mhn paizei kai mas plakwsei....


"Δεν ξερω εαν το προσεξατε, αλλα ειμαστε μια ωραίιαα ατμοσφαιρα!"
"Καλα ρε ρεμαλια δεν ντρεπεστε! Τι σας ζητησε ρε ο πατρας σας! ενα ποτηρι νερο! Ντροπη! Αντε ρε πατερα να παρεις μονοσ σου. και φερε μου και μενα ενα..."
"Εχω και κοτερο παμε μια βολτα;"
"Καλε μου ανθρωπε! Μηπως ξερεις απο βεσπες;"
"Μαρία!!!!!! Σαλαμακι!"

[Deggial]

Κούλα, είναι κωλόπαιδο ο Κυριάκος.

[wraithmare]

"A great night tonight.... In this kind of nights, i crave for blood" -Alucard
"We smoke the bones of baby dolls" :worship:

[StationEleven]

Κούλα, είναι κωλόπαιδο ο Κυριάκος.
opou koula bale giovanni :rofl:

[wraithmare]

Filos se kreperi:
Tha thela mia krepa sokolata bifteki
:worship:

[silencerius]

Filos se kreperi:
Tha thela mia krepa sokolata bifteki
:worship:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ghoul]

beggos: Giati meferes edw (=laikh agora)?
odhgos: Afou eisai MAPAS!

kapws etsi den to thymamai kala... :P

[4vatar 0f Death]

filos mesa sthn mesh gematou kulikiou fwnazontas:
"As t' arxidia katw! Parata ta t' arxidia! den mas aforoun allo! Telos t'arxidia! katalabes kopela mou?" (ean 3erate olo to skhniko kolouse kapws alla kai pali einai really fucked up....)


parea filwn..
3 h wra to bradu sto spiti enws apo autous...
akougete fwnh grias ap'e3w.: "Boh8eia! Boh8eia!"
"skase koimomatse!"
h apoluth kafrila!!! :headbang:

"giati sas fwnazw? koitakte sas fwnazw, gamw ton xristo mou, giati ean den sa fwna3w ra gamhmena kwlopaida tou kerata 8a ka8ostaste tralali tralala, remalia kai den 8a anoigete bilbio gamw ton xristo kai thn panagia mou! Katalabate! gia auto sas fwnazw hli8ia!.. a sto diaolo pali...." -Palios ka8hghth tou frontistiriou mou... apostagma sofias... sugkunh8ika pou ta 8umh8ika :cry: :cry:

[morphine]

egw: epiasa douleia se ena bar e.
mana: 8es, dhladh, na eisai mesa sthn koka kai to alkool?

.-

[chris_boss]

8a piasw ki egw douleia se mpar

[Ghoul]

gia na sai mesa sthn koka kai sto alkool?

[morphine]

...profanws

einai allwste gnwsto, se ola ta rock bar ths a8hnas moirazoun narkwtika. Tre3te na prolavete, de ftanoun gia olous. Oi 50 prwtoi malista xairoun kai idiaiterhs metaxeirhshs apo tis gkarsones, oi opoies sth sugkekrimenh periptwsh paizoun to rolo vaporakiwn (o tonos sto i). O skopos agiazei ta mesa.

Paw na etoimastw gia ton kolasmeno kosmo twn narkwtikwn. Geia sas

[Raven Lord]

άσε που μερικές φορές τα ρίχνουν κρυφά στα ποτά αυτών που δεν θέλουν...

[Witchkiller]

Kai'meis ti kanoume edw?!?Servietes gia gorgones poulame?

Apanthsh se kapoion otan me rwthse an exw2 komple diskografeia Running Wild.

Kai fysika Manolo Blackomaths:

Kolka,Kolka,glistraei edw,peftei ekei.

Brexei kataraktodos sto ghpedo kai symfwna me asfalhs plirofories brexei kai eksw apo ton agwnistiko xwro.

[StationEleven]

filos : malaka eimai poly erwteumenos gia prwth fora sth zwh mou niw8w toso erwteumenos me kapoia
allos filos : kwlo gamhses?

[Chopped In Half]

- "θα δω και το πουλάκι;"
- "έτσι όπως πάμε θα το δεις και το πουλάκι."



haeaheh βέγγος θεός (nikodimos, alaiah επιβεβαιώνουν την ατάκα)

[Angrafan]

HAHAHAHAH :rofl: :rofl:

ENAS VEGGOS GIA OLES TIS DOULEIS, TI TAINIA THEE MOU :rofl:

[Mitsmann]

...profanws

einai allwste gnwsto, se ola ta rock bar ths a8hnas moirazoun narkwtika. Tre3te na prolavete, de ftanoun gia olous. Oi 50 prwtoi malista xairoun kai idiaiterhs metaxeirhshs apo tis gkarsones, oi opoies sth sugkekrimenh periptwsh paizoun to rolo vaporakiwn (o tonos sto i). O skopos agiazei ta mesa.

Paw na etoimastw gia ton kolasmeno kosmo twn narkwtikwn. Geia sas


Partner aytos o logos soy htan sic.

[Mitsmann]

- De s antexw allo, skase !! Eisai o xeiroteros synodhgos poy eixa pote....(Kapoios)

- E bebaia re, afoy eisai o xeiroteros odhgos ti perimenes na exeis ??? (Kapoios allos )



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"Ayth h kopella htan poly ftwxh... Den eixe ston Hlio Moira... Htan toso ftwxh poy kathe fora poy etrwge ta nyxia ths strwnane trapezi.....

(O Italos theos syggrafeas toy " H Biblos gi atheofoboys)


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San shmera prin apo 243 xronia gennhthike o Megalos (s.s. opoy megalos = Beethoven). Gia ayto protoy baleis to onoma toy sto stoma soy na xepleneis me Rodonero. sthn telikh exese o Aytokratoras kai bghkan oi Maiden.

(kollhtos moy se SMS se stigmh klassikomoysikhs parakroyshs.)


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- are you Bruce Wayne ?
- ...Most of the times.


(Michael Keaton - Batman)


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TI XTYPAW ???
(pwlhths Grhgorh sta Exarxeia.)

- ENA SANTOYITS MONO ME ELIES. KAI ENA MONO ME PATATES.
(2 geloia ypokeimena.)


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An o theos eftiaxe aggelika plasmeno ton kosmo, giati de menei edw ?

(agnwstos)


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ax nai mitsmann mwro moy eisai toso teleios sto sex

(Monicca Bellucci)

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S eyxaristw Monicca,s eyxaristw,den einai tipota...



(Mitsmann)


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Manwlhs Mayrommaths sto mallon best of toy...


"Και εδω βλεπουμε τους 2 ΔΙΔΥΜΟΥΣ ΑΔΕΡΦΟΥΣ του Αγιαξ και της Ολλανδιας τον Φρανκ Ντε Μπουρ και τον Ροναλντ Ντε Μπερ...."

xaxaxaaxaxaxxaaxaxaxxaaxax!!!!!!!
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[chris_boss]

-dwste mou ti mezoura...
-ti ti(n) 8elete?
-prepei na laboume ta metra mas!

[Dark-Avenger]

3 all time classic ατάκες ελληνικού σινεμά:

-Τι κάνετε εκεί ρε; Σταματήστε το κάρβουνο! Όχι άλλο κάρβουνοοοοοο!!!('Nuff said)
-Κουβαλάτε και σπαθιά κωλόπαιδα...(απλά ο θεός)
-Με θυμάσαι ρε πούστη;(η καλύτερη στιγμή του Γαρδέλη ever, μαζί με το γνωστό hitακι "Άντε σπάσε ρε μαλάκα")

Άλλη μια στιγμή Μαυρομμάτη:
-Ένα συρτό σουτ που περνάει ξυστά πάνω από το οριζόντιο δοκάρι.

Και 2 σκηνές από ταινίες που θα καταλάβετε αμέσως από που είναι:

-What a filthy job!
-It could have been worse.
-How?
-It could be raining.

-Come back here you pansies! I'll bite your legs off!

[MoRmEnGiL]

-Come back here you pansies! I'll bite your legs off!

-Right. I'll do you for that!
-You'll what?
-Come here!
-For Christs sake man,what are you going to do, bleed on me?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[4vatar 0f Death]

egw: epiasa douleia se ena bar e.
mana: 8es, dhladh, na eisai mesa sthn koka kai to alkool?

.-
Ok h 3aderfh mou spoudazei tselo en belgio...
h anakoinwsh tou gegonotow sthn giagia mou...

8ios: 8a ginei mousikos!
giagia: iiii, paidaki mou kai 8a t'anate3ei mes sthn kapna!

[4vatar 0f Death]

-Come back here you pansies! I'll bite your legs off!

-Right. I'll do you for that!
-You'll what?
-Come here!
-For Christs sake man,what are you going to do, bleed on me?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i'm Invincible!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're a looney...