Tarifes

[president]

Gamiountai oloi tous.Ai sixtir pia. :evil:

[The Butcher]

oi tarifes exoun ektraxynthei. merikoi vgazoun to apythmeno gelio.

ton pio cult tarifa tis zwis mou mallon petyxa prin ligo kairo sto volo. stin arxi mas epiase kouventa k mas rwtouse an exoume katholou mayro na strivame. meta mas elege istories ap'to strato k gia mia tsiggana pou ti gamouse partouza m'ena filo tou k meta tous kynigouse o aderfos tis. k meta mas elege gia mia douleia pou eixe kanonisei stin patra me kati tourkous na metaferei kati lathrometanastes stin italia k stravwse teleytaia stigmi k paraligo na ton gamousan alla ti skapoulare. otan de emathe oti pigainame se gomenakia ithele na erthei k aytos mazi!

oi tarifes einai ena ksexwristo eidos zwntanou organismou.

ante pa gia ypno...:P

[StationEleven]

plhroforiaka,kykloforoun polloi tarifes fake oi opoioi einai kryfoi ths diw3hs narkwtikwn kai psareuoun atoma wste na bgaloun th kalh...opote watch out ti lete kai se poion :P

[Deggial]

Ταρίφες suxx0rz... ειδικά όταν είσαι στο λιμάνι/σταθμό τρένου, που θα σε χώσει στο ταξί μαζί με άλλα 5 άτομα και θα σε κάνει tour όλη τη πόλη.

Επίσης, άπειρες φορές έχω τσακωθεί με το ταξιτζή για το θέμα της διπλής ταρίφας, ιδιαίτερα στο Ηράκλειο. Συνήθως παίρναμε ταξί εγώ κι ένας φίλος, να τον αφήσει πρώτα και μετά εμένα και όλοι προσπαθούσαν να πάρουν χρήματα και απ'τους δυο (κανονικά χρεώνεται ως μια κούρσα, όχι δυο). Μερικοί μόνο όταν τους λες "Ας φωνάξουμε την αστυνομία να μας πει ποιός έχει δίκιο" καταλαβαίνουν...

Κατά τα άλλα, ναι, μερικοί βγάζουν γέλιο. Θυμάμαι έναν που ξεκίνησε τη συζήτηση απ'τα πολιτικά (δημοτικές εκλογές τότε) και κατέληξε πως οι τσιγγάνοι είναι σατανιστές :shock: :shock:

[Oriion]

Oi tarifes pou exo petyxei kai den htan yper tou deontos malakes metriountai sta daxtyla tou enos xeriou.
Pisteyo oti o,ti kai na eisai otan gineis tarifas metallasesai se megalo malaka...opos douleyei h douleia kai me tous mpatsous dld...

[morphine]

ton pio cult tarifa tis zwis mou mallon petyxa prin ligo kairo sto volo. stin arxi mas epiase kouventa k mas rwtouse an exoume katholou mayro na strivame.

kai auton ton 8ewreis cult?

Mpainw sto ta3i kai paw na stripsw ena tsigaro (kanoniko). Me vlepei kai mou leei "8a mou dwseis meta duo xartakia?" "kanena provlhma" tou lew. Paw na tou dwsw kai ton rwtaw an 8elei parapanw, ginetai mia psilokouventa panw ston ari8mo telospantwn, kai mou leei "e dwse mou duo". Ok tou lew. "3ereis na striveis kala?" "nai" "wraia, stripse mou ena difulo".
(...)
Meta to anapse kurile, kai mou leei "pw re kopelia exoume kaei toso apo tis kokes pou de mas pianei o,ti ki an pioume".
Ton rwtaga an to kanei auto suxna (na pinei mesa sto ta3i) kai mou leei "pente e3i fores th mera"
"kala" tou lew, "de fovasai mh se piasei kaneis?" "ta3i duskola stamatane re, ama me piasoun kai vroun tipota kokes 8a ginei malakia omws"

....na pw ki alla?

[enitharmon]

:shock:

pairnw poly spania taxi... kai edw (etsi ki alliws, sta 5 xronia ante na exw parei 2 fores) kai stin Ellada... alla an eisai oli mera mesa stin kwlokinisi, mallon de sou menoun kai polla perithwria na meineis fysiologikos...


an kai twra pou to thymithika, mou ti spaei pou to thewroun dedomeno, oti prepei na kseroume pote pairnoun dwro kai pote oxi! sto taximetro grafei tin timi, paw na tin plirwsw (afinw kai kati extra) kai mou ti lene kai apo panw, giati den evala kai to dwro mesa!!! :x ta nyxia mou na myrisw re file? grafe tin kanoniki timi, na tin plirwsw... stadiala!

[symposium_lexotanil]

oxi na pieis ki alla

[president]

kwlotarifes tou kerata.Na psofisoun oloi tous.Stadiala

[irreligious]

oe,tarifes exo petyxei kai gamo ta atoma kai teleios arxidia..
enas stin athina mou eixe dosei tis 4 to proi plasto 50euro...malakia...itan to teleftaio mou kai eprepe na agoraso kai eisitirio gia na ksanakatevo nafpakto...
alla exo petyxei kai gamo tous typades...as poume na kanoume analysi pano sto laiko tragoudi kai na pigainoume terma akougontas stellara...\m/

[president]

ta typakia exoun lalisei entelws.Fysiko einai ama eisai oli mera stin kinisi tis Athinas me tous malakes pou odigoun

[StationEleven]

exw petyxei kati 8eous pantws,o enas mas phgaine se live kai pemene oti pame stis poutanes kai ton pphrame sto doulema kai tou legame oi poutanes einai apo germania (blind guardian 98) ktl o allos mas phgene sto studio kai elege anekdota elehna kai eixame psofisei sto gelio me to n allo milagame gia stoixhma kai eixe laptop kai eblepe ta live scores sto taxi, o allos mas rwtage an oi metallades einai satanistes o allos enw de milage gia mish wra gyrnaei apotoma kai mou leei megale gamas kana mouni?kai tetoia
8eoi

[The_Painless]

Θα έπρεπε να "επιστράτευαν" μια ομάδα μπάτσων (καμια κατοστάρα δλδ) σε στυλ ελεγκτών, οι οποίοι να μπαίνουν undercover στα ταξί και να βλέπουν κατά πόσο ο τάριφ είναι εξυπηρετικός και τα σχετικά. Σκληροπυρηνικό αλλά ποτέ δεν ξέρεις.

[morphine]

Me enan akougame police sto ta3i, kai o tarif me rwthse an 3erw ti einai auto se ufos teleiws ............"kati"patera telospantwn. Nai, tou lew, kai porw8hke kai arxise kai mou elege istories "apo to live twn police to 82". Tou peta3e leei o sting kati, kai htan autos prwth seira, kai ekane alma gia na to piasei, tetoia metallika pramata dhladh me liga logia. "White reggae" mou eipe, kai de 3anasxoliase, mallon tou fanhke tromero auto pou eipe kai ekane enos leptou sigh 3erw gw gia tous police

kai meta 3anapetaxthke kai me rwthse an m'aresoun oi whitesnake

..ok

[president]

mpas kai sou ekane kamaki?

[president]

einai kai anwmaloi merikoi tarifes

[morphine]

oxi, alla twra pou to eipes 8umh8hka enan allo
..
o tupas stantar eixe pathsei ta 80, me to ena podi ston tafo KANONIKA.
- Pou se perimenei to agori sou?
- De me perimenei to agori mou
- Giati, pou einai?
- Den exw agori.
Akolou8hse anakrish gia to pote eixa teleutaia fora, pws ton elegan, ti ekane sth zwh tou, poswn etwn htan, poso kairo hmastan mazi kai giati xwrisame.
Afou ta ema8e ola auta, mou leei:
- Na sou pw ti einai autos?
- Ti einai autos?
- MALAKAS einai. Malakas.
- Giati kale einai malakas o an8rwpos
- Einai MALAKAS (fwnaxta, etsi) pou se afhse, tetoio louloudi (.....)
- De variesai mwre
- Egw ama hmoun 30 xronia neoteros 8a se eixa klepsei

Thn teleutaia ataka, mexri na ftasoume ekei pou phgaina, thn eipe toulaxiston pente fores. Kai se akures faseis petage ki ena "re to malaka".

[president]

Pw pw epitixies h Morphine.Saginepse enan 80xrono pappouli tarifa.kai eis anwtera!!!!!!

[president]

giati den tou kathises? 8)

[morphine]

8a argousa sto rantevou mou.

[president]

to agori sou se perimene? :P

[totos571]

an kai den mou exei tyxei polles fores na mpo se tarifa-periptosi(mono mia fora thimamai itan enas sexisths-misogynhs-ratsisths pragmatiki periptosi) to oti trelenontai oi tarifes einai sigouro!blepe taxitzhs(gia thn tainia leo)

[Brutally]

Kala a8hna klp exw akousei ta pio perierga apo tarifes.Mia fora-prosfata malista- htan enas pou zouse palia sth salamina kai mas eipe pws eixe megalh parea sth salamina kai ekane parea me ton tade.. ton tade...klpklp(oloi pe8amenoi apo preza) kai meta mas leei..Axx!..Filoi..Mono o kwstas(ena onoma sthn tyxh lew) emeine..e,,,Molis ton plhroforisame pws pe8ane ki aytos.Asta.....Klamata istories,nera..Gia na pame apo perama ston hlektriko kaname mia wra kai ena tetarto..
Twra gia tous tarifes ths salaminas,to mono pou lene einai ti kanei o enas,me poion gamietai h allh...Pote ema8e o tade pws egine keratas klpklp

SALAMINA...Koutsompolio rulz :D

[StationEleven]

salamina rules gamwtous koulouriwtes :D

[Brutally]

Salamina re mouniaaaaaa!!!!

[Deggial]

Me enan akougame police sto ta3i, kai o tarif me rwthse an 3erw ti einai auto se ufos teleiws ............"kati"patera telospantwn.

Μου΄χει συμβεί αυτό, αλλά άκουγε ένα best of Saxon.

[symposium_lexotanil]

ego mia fora imoun taksitzis

[StationEleven]

MIA fora?

[chris_boss]

ki egw eforiakos
i'm the taxman, yeh i'm the taxman

[Chopped In Half]

MIA fora?

Ένα φεγγάρι...

agfsd.

[president]

kwlotarifes asdffdsaasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

[When Black Roses Bloom]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Morphine wrote:

- Einai MALAKAS (fwnaxta, etsi) pou se afhse, tetoio louloudi (.....)
- De variesai mwre
- Egw ama hmoun 30 xronia neoteros 8a se eixa klepsei


EGRAPSEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

[morphine]

egw h autos?! :P

[When Black Roses Bloom]

Esu esu. Kai autos egrapse. Ta papoudia ontws roulez. :headbang:

[chris_boss]

Egrapse epeidi eipe: "De variesai mwre" ?
:?

[symposium_lexotanil]

oxi
epeidi thelei na ti gamisei
(o wbrb ti morf)

[FIXXXER]

Oxi, epeidi einai kai gamo tis gko(lum)menes.

[morphine]

Nai, hto 8arrw gamath ataka. \m/

Kala pantws isxuei oti oi tarifes einai apo allo planhth. H eidiko eidos an8rwpwn, 3erw 'gw. Kati tetoio.

[chris_boss]

agree

[chris_boss]

etsi

[morphine]

to gamhsate

[When Black Roses Bloom]

Ναι ναι, η κιτρινη φυλη. Οι Ομαρ Ταριφ.

[president]

kwlotarifes stadiala

[StationEleven]

allos enas 8eos taximan mas eixe parei me ton bro mou edw salamina gia mia apostash 20 leptwn ths wras peripou,karaflas me osa mallia eixan minei sth kefala na nai les kai pa8an hlektrosok ainstaion ketsi a3yristos me straba gyalia hliou raismena ketsi gyrnaei mas kozarei kai apo kei pou epaize perpiniadi to kasetofwno allazei kaseta kai bazei mia pou eixe sabbath motorhead kai tetoia
THEOS

[Oriion]

..enas apo tous LIGOUS theous pou anefera: eimaste larisa, parea 4 atoma kai pame sthn piatsa gia taksi gia na vgoume se ena magazi me live skylous. Enw plhsiazoume to taxi vlepo ton tarifa sto port-bagage kati na peirazei. Mpainoume mesa loipon, ksekiname kai vazei mousikh. Kai xonei to apisteyto WAR PIGS apo to Reunion o THEOZ!!! (kai arketa dynata). Vevaia goustara oso phgainame alla otan ftasame sto magazi ton evriza giati me eixe porosei me BS enw egw eprepe na pao na akouso ta gavgismata.